i'm not getting into a fandom years too late-

you fucking suck at burger

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

my favorite flavor of tomedd is the tom would jump in front of a grenade for edd bc he's the single most important thing to him and he has to jump in front of grenades A LOT probably bc edd is always getting himself into some dumb shit flavor

concept: jake warrior cats world’s chunkiest abyssinian