see you space cowboy

splice phrases “the devil is in the details” and “the proof is in the pudding”, you get “the proof is in the details” (makes sense) and “the devil is in the pudding” (omen)

idk what joyless geek decided it was sinful to enjoy food and sex and earthly pleasure, but that guy was dead wrong

ur actually supposed to feel everything as much as possible btw

no more blorbo questions what was the first music album that changed you fundamentally

whenever small animals go snifsnifsnifsnif i always get so jealous. its like. wat r u smeling

I come on tumblr to talk to myself publicly

you leave a discord server alone for half an hour to go shower and there’s a prison wedding happening when you get back

fucked up that theyre advertising ball shaving kits on a website where a lot of the users dont grow body hair and have purple eyes