May or may not be an insect

But it’s not so enjoy

this could be us

ohh my god but what if there is still time. what if there is still time. hey. there is still time? there is still time. have you heard. there is still time. hi. there is still time. did you know. there is still time.

:/

my idiot minion ordered gender change traps for my megadungeon instead of sex change ones so now there are a bunch of adventurers wandering around physically unchanged but with wicked dysphoria

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

Stunning: a baby horse is revealed to be called a “horse puppy” via ancient tablet

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

A couple weeks ago I had a dream that umineko was a ps2 third person shooter in a big castle with monsters and I was like "shit this is really good, I can see why ppl like this so much" and if you'd even believe it: that's not what umineko is