Not a self-help book

love when writers are like “this character is SOOOO tormented. they are undiagnosable. no one could possibly understand them. they’re just so disturbed and impossible to label. they’re a mystery. no one will ever quite comprehend what goes on in their mind” whole time the cunts just autistic

i have a disease called "obsessed with hands" and it's called horny. and it's terminal

owned

Lifeguard Jesus disagrees with the law

Lifeguard Jesus is found in contempt of court and sentenced to jail

she's hot what mental illness does she have

monkey paw finger curls

[image ID: tweet from Bob Nicholson @DigiVictorian: "I find myself lost (not for the first time...) in a dictionary of Victorian slang. This is still my favourite:" with attached photo reading, "Got the morbs (Soc., 1880). Temporary melancholia. Abstract noun coined from adjective morbid." /end ID]

Flirting with people is fun, more people should just flirt freely with their friends, it's fun and cool and maybe youll end up kissing your friends and that's ok too

I remember reading such a good heartfelt and intellectual essay about how Frodo Baggins is basically a perfect protagonist and it was absolutely correct but the one part I vividly remember is that there was a section about how he was put down a lot when the movies came out because he showed weakness and by 2001 toxic masculinity terms that’s inherently homosexual and the essay went on to be like “if going forward despite your pain and struggle because you’re kind at heart is gay, gay people should be proud to have him” and like I know what the real point here was but when I read that I was like cheers I’ll drink to that bro we gay people ARE proud to have Frodo Baggins