a ghost just like the rest of us

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

it's even worse that the only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning

But the only way to begin is by beginning. So let's begin.

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

*flies past*

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

Nothing will ever top Shepard in Mass Effect 3 deciding out of nowhere to fight the Reaper in Rannoch. Your bestie and (most likely) your love interest sit in the car with them as they go "I can do this just watch me" and run out to fight the space equivalent of Cthulhu Eater Of Worlds on FOOT with a LASER BEAM and they don't even comment on it because honestly, what can you say.