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I'm crying idk how to make intros to a blog so I'm probably going to edit this later, but WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!

I'm just trying this out for fun! I write fics, headcannons and make smaus too!! I'm a HUGEEE fluff lunatic and basically majority of my work is just pure crack, but I am willing to write some angst here and there.

Idk about smut 🧍 Im not the best at writing it #virgin but I do make my work suggestive sometimes. (There will be a warning)

But yeah!! I also take requests!!

MASTERLIST💖

Honestly the smau reminds me of the funny pesterlogs (online chats between the Homestuck characters) that happen in the webcomic.

Yeah, I'm spreading the Homestuck propaganda so that I can give inspiration to people to make Homestuck + Genshin crossovers. 🤭

Trying to convince Tighnari to read Homestuck!

Tw: swearing

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Asking Wanderer, Tighnari, Xiao, Cyno and Venti for a hand pic!!

tw: swearing, suggestive, feet (I'm so fucking sorry), Venti

a/n: these pics suck ass I'm so sorry💔 I relied on Pinterest + shitty WiFi so half the page wasn't even LOADING.

Now hmmm... I have a request for a fic. Something with Tighnari where he's comforting the reader (who deals with some rough times) by letting them pet him, he also purrs for comfort (and can rub against his loved ones, his animal side is showing a lot here 🤭), and at some point the reader asks Tighnari if he can pet them, too.

(Yeah, it's very self indulgent based on some ideas i have for selfshipping, I enjoy imagining petting Tighnari and being pet by him for comfort)

And another thing, not a request, but a question, what does "smau" mean?

Have a nice day! :3

A fluffy comfort

Tighnari x reader

Summary: you've had an absolutely shitty week, and the stress has piled up and on the verge of toppling over. So, you seek your boyfriend for comfort.

a/n : I LOVE THIS REQUEST ITS SO SO CUTE. and I'm so happy you enjoy my other works hehehe. Smau stands for 'Social Media Alternative Universe'!! If you don't really like the idea of a different universe, you can simply just pretend it's the canon verse but just with phones too (that's what I do sometimes!!)

Tw: light swearing, fluff. It's a little short I think

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The rain drumming against the roof of the Gandharva Ville watchtower was heavy, filling the night with a steady, rhythmic cadence. Inside, the air smelled faintly of dried Sumeru rose, parchment, and rain-dampened earth. (Pathetic fallacy going crazy here)

Tighnari sat on the low wooden couch, his long, dark tail sweeping in a slow, hypnotic arc across the woven cushions. He had his eye on you, on your creased brow, your pouting lips, your watering eyes.

He hadn't pressed for details when you knocked on his door, looking thoroughly spent and carrying the unspoken weight of an absolutely shitty week. He knew the signs of stress and overload better than anyone (since it was often him in this position). Instead of offering unsolicited advice or his usual dry reprimands about overexertion, he simply cleared the research papers off the seat, rearranged the cushions to make a soft nest, and nudged your shoulder gently with his snout.

"Come here," he murmured, his voice soft, velvety, and entirely stripped of its crisp lecture tone.

He reached out, guiding you down until your head rested securely in his lap. He looked down at you with loving eyes, asking softly,

'Want to talk about it?'

You felt guilty for shaking your head no.

It's not that you didn't trust him! You did, you just didn't trust yourself not to burst into tears, and a raging headache was the last thing you wanted on top of all the problems you already have in your life.

Thankfully, Tighnari understood, and simply tucked you more comfortably in his lap. Without a word, he took your hesitant hand in his and gently guided your palm to the soft, impossibly thick fur at the base of his large fox ears. Your eyes widened.

"Go on," he whispered, his ears twitching once against your knuckles before relaxing completely. "I know it helps."

Your fingers sank into the plush fur, earning a happy hum and a soft smile. You smiled as you started scratching gently right behind his left ear, granting you a low, steady sound resonating from his chest—a deep, warm purr, as soft as the wind rustling through the Avidya Forest. While rare for someone of his lineage, his wilder animal instincts always surfaced strongest when those he loved needed grounding.

He was purring!! If this wasn't the best stress reliever, you don't know what is!

He leaned his weight down into you, pressing his cheek firmly against your crown, scent-marking you with a gentle, lingering rub of his jaw against your hair. The instinctive, affectionate action was so adorable, so purely meant to signal safety, that it instantly made the outside world feel miles away. You could feel the tension in your shoulders melt away as the steady hum of his purring vibrated gently through his chest and into your shoulder, anchoring your racing thoughts back to the warmth of the room.

You closed your eyes, letting the heavy sensation of his tail wrapping around your waist act like a weighted blanket, locking out the cold. He looked so happy petting him, his cheeks a soft pink, his eyes closed, a small smile on his lips. After a long silence, filled only by the patter of rain and his steady purr, you spoke up, your voice barely above a breath.

"Tighnari?"

"Hmm?" His tail flicked lightly against your side in response, that soft, loving smile still on his face.

"Can you... pet me, too?"

The purring paused for a fraction of a second, replaced by a soft, affectionate exhale against your temple.

"Of course I can," he said softly, the smile stretching wider.

His hand, warm, broad, and slightly calloused from years of archery and handling forest herbs, brushed the loose hair away from your forehead. Despite this, it felt so soft, so calming as his fingers began a slow, deliberate motion. He started gliding smoothly through your hair from front to back, establishing a calm, comforting rhythm. Every few strokes, his thumb gently massaged the base of your skull, targeting the lingering knot of tension that had plagued you all day.

You leaned into him further, letting out a sigh of bliss. You tried to continue petting him in return, but the soft caresses of his hand has turned you into jelly. He must have noticed this, because when you opened your eyes, you were met with his mildly amused but gentle expression.

He pressed a soft and gentle kiss to the top of your head, his cheek coming to rest against your hair as his low purr picked right back up, despite the failing attempts to pet him back, deeper and more steady than before.

"I've got you," Tighnari murmured into the quiet room, his hand continuing its rhythmic stroke. "Take all the time you need, darling. We have nowhere else to be."

And so in his arms you stayed.

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Tw: swearing, suggestive

I LOVE YOU AHHHHHH THIS MADE ME SMILEEE!!

Featuring: Wanderer, tighnari, xiao, Venti and cyno

Tw: swearing, a tiny suggestive in Xiao's, possibly ooc I'm sorry 💔

a/n : THE WIFI HERE IS TOO SHIT TO PLAY GENSHIN IM GONNA CRASH OUT.

Wanderer finds out he's your comfort person!!

Headcannons! Established relationship

Tw: none! Just fluff ☁️

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- Now we ALL know how Scaracoochie Wanderer is

- So it goes without saying that he'd be deeply confused by the idea that he's someone's comfort person. He's spent so much of his existence believing he's difficult to approach, emotionally unavailable, and generally better at pushing people away than comforting them.

- So him realising that you instinctively seek him out when you're frightened, tired, upset or overwhelmed?? That he's the one you go to to feel safe? Yeah, his heart BURSTS (if he had one lol🫢)

- His dense ass doesn't even realise at first.

- You would be walking together, when something unexpectedly startles you. So you of course, without even processing it, reach out to his sleeve and cling.

- Or when you're tired after a long journey, and without thinking drift closer to him till your shoulders are touching.

'tired?'

'..yeah..' you'd yawn sleepily

Rolling his eyes he'd smirk 'so you walk into me? How kind'

- But his sweet ass isn't moving away. INFACT he's subtly adjusting his pace and walking so that you're tucked against his side.

- These little things get him going SO bad. He tries to hide it, but you can practically feel the pure joy and cuteness aggression radiating off of him.

- The dots really start to connect for him when you even seek him out when you're upset. He'd find you alone in the grass after you've had a difficult day, fully expecting you to grumble or to tell him to leave. Instead, you beckon him over and wrap your arms around him, clinging to him and hiding your face in his shoulder.

- It's second nature to him, how he immediately wraps his arms around your body, hugging you back. His first instinct is 'what happened? Who did this?'

'whats wrong?'

'..nothing' you'd mumble

'That's quite literally a lie'

There'd be silence, your face buried in his chest, holding onto his sleeve. His face softens

'..fine..'

He'd let you stay, pulling you in closer.

- He's gonna want to start testing the theory. He is absolutely the type to become mildly obsessed in finding out the reason why. He starts paying EXTRA attention. 🧐

- You're nervous? You come closer to him. You're sleepy? You're leaning against him. You're upset? You look for him. You're cold? You stand beside him ( He's not even warm blooded!!). You're overwhelmed? Your hands find his.

- So one day, he deliberately steps away from you whilst you're talking to someone else, just to see how you'd react. For a solid 10 seconds, you don't even notice, when suddenly your hand reaches out into the empty space beside you. Your back straightens as you look around, and when your eyes finally meet his, you smile and walk towards him.

- His core flutters as he raises a brow, 'looking for someone?'

You smile sheepishly, '..you'

He can feel his ears going red, 'why?'

'i just wanna be near you.' you shrug.

- That answer will stick with him for MONTHS. Internally he's giggling, kicking his feet and blushing like crazy. Actually that last one is a bit external. His face was bright red as he grabbed your hand, a soft smile on his face.

- He'll then realise it's not just emotional, but physical too

- You're not necessarily asking for hugs. You just gravitate toward him. If you're sitting somewhere, you'll choose the seat beside him. If you're standing, you'll stand near him. If you're walking, you'll naturally fall into step beside him.

- Sometimes your hand catches his sleeve without you even realizing it. But wanderer notices. Every. Single. Time.

- He'd start leaving his hand slightly closer to yours when you're walking, just so you can reach him easily.

- He'd make a space beside him when you're tired, making sure you have somewhere to sit to lean on him.

- He'd open an arm when you're overwhelmed, inviting you closer to him.

- He's being so unbelievably sweet without even realising it! Or maybe he does realise it, but refuses to think too much into it. You're his partner after all.

- The trust you have in him makes him so incredibly protective. Once he really realises that you're relying on him both emotionally and physically, he takes the role very seriously.

- He won't mock you, he won't insult you, he won't embarrass you. He'd genuinely sit and listen to you, be there for you, comfort you. You've already reached that milestone within him, you've unlocked all the tender parts within him.

- If you need reassurance, he'd try his best

' You're fine '

'..really?'

' Yes. Of course.' A pause, '.. I'm here'

- You're surprised he didn't explode from that last sentence alone.

- You know what would make him explode?? Verbalising it.

- Sitting huddled against him one day, you'd snuggle closer and mumble 'I feel so safe with you'

- and it. Would. Kill. Him.

- No sarcastic response, no sharp quip or insult. Just a bundle of flustered and unbelievable joy. He'd just pull you closer and shove his face in your shoulder, replaying that sentence over and over in his head .

- And since then, whatever walls he'd have had before around you would be broken down.

- You're walking beside him when he casually holds out his hand. You stare.

'..what?'

'take it.'

You grin. 'oh?'

'Shut up.' he flushes, ' don't pretend like you wouldn't have grabbed my sleeve anyway'

-And so you take his hand. ❤️

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a/n: SCARACOOOOOCHIE! SCARABOOBS! SCARAMOOCHIE!! 😄😄😄😄

AHHHHH TYSM LOVELY ANON💖

What a knee slapper!!

Cyno x reader fic

Summary: Yknow those couple pranks where you tell a joke and laugh obnoxiously? Well your devious ass decided to do just that. Cyno tells his jokes as usual, but how will you react? 👀

Tw: a very bad joke.💀 Fluff and crack.

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Cyno was surprisingly affectionate when the two of you were alone. He liked having you close, whether that meant sitting shoulder-to-shoulder while reading, absentmindedly playing with your fingers, or simply letting you lean against him while he worked. He still took his duties as General Mahamatra very seriously, but in moments like these, when you were alone, just you two, he felt more like Cyno.

He also had the worst jokes you had ever heard in your life.

He KNOWS they're bad. He just doesn't care, it's like he takes pleasure from watching everyone cringe and suffer from his dry ass humour. You had once watched him deliver a pun so terrible that Tighnari had physically walked away from the conversation. Another time, Collei had looked at you with the expression of pure suffering, begging for rescue. They're that bad.

You laugh anyway though. Mainly because of the delivery, and the dead completely serious expression on Cyno's face when he says the punchline. And also because he always gets this twinkle in his eyes whenever you laugh at one of his jokes, it's super cute!!

So okay. You will laugh. Oh you WILL laugh, for you just had a devious idea pop into your brain.

You were sitting together in your usual spot, enjoying a quiet evening. Cyno had finished his work for the day, and you were curled comfortably beside him.

You glanced sideways and was startled to find Cyno staring back at you. He had a mischievous look in his eye, making you immediately narrow your eyes.

"What."

"Hm?"

"Don't."

"I haven't even said anything."

You could SEE his lips twitching!! He was about to tell a joke. He shifted slightly, clearly preparing himself. You could practically see the confidence radiating from his face. Cyno looked directly at you, then with the gravest expression imaginable, he said,

"Why did the mushroom get invited to every party?"

You stared at him. Here we go. You already knew where this was going, but you already had a silly little joke back.

"Because he's a fun-gi."

There was a pause where Cyno waited for your reaction. A groan, a roll of your eyes, a smile if he's lucky. What he was NOT expecting, was for you to suddenly throw your head back and HOWL.

No not a polite little giggle. Not a cutesy chuckle. An honest to god howl that scared both him and yourself.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—"

Cyno's eyes widened as he blinked, watching you slap your hand against the floor.

"OH MY GOD—" You scream, shoulder shaking violently, "CYNO—HAHAHAHAHA—"

He stared at you with a terrified expression, his lips slightly apart in shock as you continue to scare all the wildlife within a 20m radius away.

You had decided to commit to the bit, and unfortunately, you were now far too deep to stop.

"THAT'S SO FUNNY—HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Cyno's lips quivered as he himself started to shake. Whether from laughter or from terror you still weren't quite sure yet.

"FUN-GI—OH MY GOD—"

You nearly collapsed sideways. Cyno watched you with the expression of a man witnessing something completely unexpected.

"Are you all right?"

You couldn't answer. You were too busy laughing. What's worse is that now you were actually laughing, the look on his face fueling it even more.

Cyno's eyes narrowed.

"...You are exaggerating."

That only made you laugh harder.

"NO—HAHAHAHA—IT'S SO FUNNY—"

"...seriously?"

You were now clutching your stomach. Cyno squinted at you, his lips fighting between smiling and pouting. While you certainly found some of his jokes amusing, you had never laughed like this. Not even when he had delivered what he considered his personal masterpiece about a Sumeru rose being "well-grounded." You had smiled at that.

But this? You looked like you were fighting for your life. Cyno slowly tilted his head.

"You are mocking me."

After a solid five minutes, you finally calmed down, gasping for breath. He was still watching you with an amused expression, arms crossed as he raised a brow.

"Are you finished?"

You giggled as you patted his shoulder, then caressed it, then aggressively shook it. His eyes widened again as he was being launched left and right, forward and back towards you, a soft chuckle leaving his lips as his hand grabbed your wrist.

"You are so cute." You giggled, making him lower his head. You grinned at the visible pinkness of his ears.

"I suppose the joke was funnier than I initially calculated."

His cheeks were red as he stared at you, his eyes crinkling. You realized with horror that he was trying not to laugh again.

"Well, I have another-"

You tackled him before he could finish. For perhaps the first time in his life, the General Mahamatra was defeated.

And he was laughing far too hard to defend himself.

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Including: Wanderer, Venti, tighnari, xiao and cyno

Tw: swearing. innuendos and just a whole lot of bullshit in general I'm so sorry 🥹💔

What Wanderer would like to snack on!!

Headcannons!!

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- Ok so we know that wanderer doesn't technically NEED to eat

- he's a puppet, so he has no need for it

- However as Wanderer, I feel like he would still appreciate the aroma.

- allows himself to enjoy certain foods, preferring specific brews depending on his mood, etc!!

- He'll enjoy classic inazuman meals, and any dishes that aren't heavily strong in flavour. We know he hates sweets, and I hc that since he's a puppet, he's been designed to have VERY strong taste buds. For this reason, he wouldn't like anything that's super strong, like greasy food.

- And as for snacks!

- He would say he doesn't indulge in meaningless human habits....but he so totally does.

- Likes to snack on plain crackers and cucumbers 💀 Will have them all nice and chopped up (by you) and munch on them happily

- this became much more regular when he started dating you

- You'd realise that he gets irritated when people constantly talk to him, or him having to engage in conversation all the time whenever you'd be with multiple people. Maybe on a trip, or in the akademiya, etc.

-So you came up with a solution! Giving him a bunch of little snacks to stuff his face with <3

- At first he would be confused, but once you explain

- 'Just eat. That way, you don't have to talk to people since your mouth is full' you winked

- his eyes will widen. The perfect excuse!! No one bothers someone when they're in the middle of eating ! (Or atleast I hope not💀)

- His favourites would be those plain crackers, roasted nuts, cucumber sticks, dried seaweed, and even some boiled eggs sometimes!

- He'd just be happily munching, enjoying both the taste and the peace.

Trying to fluster tighnari!!

Summary: Your boyfriend Tighnari is not shy about his feelings...but he never gets flustered either!! Will you be able to get a cute blushy reaction out of him?? 👀

Warning: none! (I think💀) Just pure fluff and cringe. Slightly ooc maybe?

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Tighnari was not particularly shy about affection.

That was something you had learned fairly early into your relationship. He wasn't the sort of person who would stare at you longingly from across the room and then spend twenty minutes internally debating whether he was allowed to tell you that you looked n-n-n-nice(#UwU shy). If he thought you looked nice, he'd simply tell you.

"You look lovely today," he'd say while sorting herbs, as casually as if he were commenting on the weather.

Or, if you happened to catch him looking at you with an unmistakably fond expression, he'd have absolutely no problem admitting, albeit with slightly tinted cheeks, "I was admiring you."

It was so unfair.

Because Tighnari could be incredibly difficult to fluster in the ways you expected, but the moment you managed to catch him off guard, his ears would dip, his cheeks would warm, and his tail would give him away before he could regain his composure.

You discovered this completely by accident.

Naturally, once you discovered it, you were NOT letting it go

"Tighnari?"

"Hm?"

You were sitting on the bed whilst he sat at the table in his hut, sorting through several samples he'd collected earlier that morning. He was completely focused, ears twitching occasionally at the sounds of the forest outside.

You watched him for a few seconds, admiring him as usual. Archons he was so pretty, give yourself a moment!!

Then, very seriously, you asked, "Do you have a map?"

He looked up.

"No. Why?"

"Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

....

Tighnari stared at you.

You stared back. Heh. *Insert basketball dunk photo*

His ears slowly lowered.

"...That was...[name]..."

You immediately broke into laughter. "I know!"

He sighed, but there was already a smile pulling at the corner of his mouth. "Then why did you say it?"

"Because I wanted to see your reaction!"

"Ah."

His eyes narrowed slightly.

"Terrible pick up line by the way."

Tighnari got off his chair, approaching the bed with crossed arms. His tail flicked once behind him, betraying the amusement he was trying to keep out of his expression.

"Then why are you still blushing?"

He paused. Got em!!

"...Second hand embarrassment.?."

You beamed, "Yeah right."

Tighnari shook his head, though his smile only grew.

"You're so strange."

"And you love me."

"I do."

He said it so easily that you actually froze.

Tighnari simply looked at you, his eyes completely sincere and full of love.

"Quite a lot, actually."

You could HEAR the immediate wave of blood that came flushing to your face as you stared wide eyed at your boyfriend. Your smooth talking, foxy boyfriend that is.

He smiled. There was something almost smug about it! The nerve of him!

".Hmmm? What's this? Did I manage to turn the tables?" He teased, crawling towards you on the bed.

You're jaw dropped. "That wasn't fair."

"You started this."

"That doesn't mean you... you can fight dirty!"

"I wasn't aware that expressing affection was considered fighting dirty." He giggled, raising an eyebrow.

"You know what I mean!"

His soft giggles slowly turned into laughter at your flustered remarks.

And there it was.

That beautiful, warm laugh that you had become so so fond of. You could listen to it all day, and if embarrassing yourself was the way to be blessed with it, then so be it.

...Actually wait no you have to gain back your dignity!

"Mm...You're cute when you're pleased with yourself." You tease, determined to win whatever this was.

His ears twitched.

"And you're cute when you think you've won."

😮😮😮 You narrowed your eyes.

"Oh, we're playing this game?"

"I believe we are."

"Fine."

You sat up straighter, your eyes squinting at him playfully.

"Prepare yourself!"

"For what?" He giggled again. He's giggling so much !!

"The best pick up line of all!! This one will REALLY get you"

His tail gave an amused flick, an uncontrollable grin on his face.

"Very well. I'm listening."

You cleared your throat dramatically.

Then pounced on him.

One moment, he was sitting on the bed, moderately composed, and the next you had thrown your arms around his shoulders and pulled him in for a kiss. His lips were soft and warm against yours, and before he knew it, he had melted into the kiss, returning it with equal enthusiasm. Your hands gently scratched against his scalp, making him hum into the kiss as his ears twitched in bliss.

After what felt like forever, you finally pulled away. You grinned as you caught the subtle movement of his lips chasing yours, before suddenly refraining.

His eyes went wide. For a second, he simply stared at you, completely frozen, before a blush began spreading across his cheeks. The rapid thumping of his tail against the bed was loud as he opened his mouth, presumably intending to say something clever, but nothing came out. You couldn't help grinning.

He was so cute!!

"Okay. I have another one"

Tighnari sighed, though he had a massive smile on his face, still crimson red.

"Are you made of Dendro?"

"No."

"Because you make my heart bloom."

If it was even possible, he blushed even more, staring at you with a wobbly grin but covering his face with his hands.

You immediately pointed. "Ah ah ah! You don't get to hide!" Playfully but gently you began to pull his hands away from his face, even poking under his arms with a grin.

"[Name]..." He giggled, attempting to roll away. NUH UH!!

"Hehe Nari You're so cute!"

After some giggles and rolling around on the bed, he eventually removed his hands and looked at you. He had the biggest smile on his face you've ever seen.

"Okay okay...you win"

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Masterlist !!!

Smaus

Boyfriend Wanderer texts

Sending Wanderer, Tighnari, cyno and xiao an incomprehensible voice message!

Sending 'HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA' with no context to Wanderer , tighnari, cyno, albedo, cyno, xiao and Venti

Replying with 'interesting....' to everything they say! Wanderer, Venti and tighnari.

' I challenged someone to a fight!! 🫢' with Wanderer, Venti and tighnari

'100 dicks on the wall, how many are you choking on?' with Wanderer, Venti, tighnari, xiao and cyno

Reacting to you sending them a pic of them sleeping! With wanderer, tighnari, Venti, xiao and cyno

Random Boyfriend Venti texts

Asking Wanderer, tighnari, xiao, cyno and Venti for a hand pic!!

Trying to convince Tighnari to watch Homestuck!

Headcannons

Kaveh, wanderer, tighnari, cyno, itto and lohen reacting to your LOUDD ass sneezes!!

What Wanderer would like to snack on!

Wanderer finds out he's your comfort person!

Fics

Trying to fluster Tighnari!! (Tighnari x reader)

What a knee slapper!! (Cyno x reader)

Featuring : Wanderer, Venti, Tighnari

Tw: swearing

Including: Kaveh, Tighnari, wanderer, cyno, itto and lohen

Tw: swearing, bad writing I wrote this shit at 2 am with no WiFi in the middle of the suburbs🥹💔

Kaveh

- will immediately walk as far away from you as possible

- gets so embarrassed because why do you sound like a trumpet

- gives you an exasperated look every time

- it's the funniest thing cuz he'd be mid convo with you, and as soon as he sees you start tweaking, a signal of your upcoming howl, he will immediately start running away saying 'nope nope nope'

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You were walking hand in hand with kaveh down sumeru city. You had convinced kaveh to get off his ass for a bit to prevent a fucking hunchback from all the nights he spends on his desk doing sketches of buildings, and to take a walk together to "freshen up!! Take some stress off your back."

That stress, unfortunately, still caught up to him in the form of you.

As you two strolled down the streets of sumeru, you listened as he ranted about all sorts of stuff. Alhaitham, annoying clients, his uncomfortable chair, the list went on, and you nodded sympathetically.

The nodding must of triggered something though, since you immediately felt your nostril twitch and your mouth began to open wide. Kaveh, in the midst of his rant, glanced at you, then did a double take as he realised what was about to unfold. He stared in horror as your mouth opened wider, immediately releasing your hand and taking a direct U turn just in turn for you to go -

"euuuuuuuaaAAAARRRGRGRGGEHHHHHHCHOOOOOO!!!"

People turned nearby at the sudden commotion, and kaveh legitimately considered his chances of drowning you in the closest river whilst still escaping cynos rath.

His face was red with embarrassment as he slapped your shoulder repeatedly, ignoring your little yelps .

"What the hell is wrong with you??!"

"Kaveh-"

"NO! No you be quiet right now, you've said enough!"

"Technically I didn't even-"

" STOP!"

He was really embarrassed and mad at you, but despite that he took your hand and continued his walk AND his rant, with your name amongst the list of his inconveniences.

Tighnari

- scares him so bad everytime

- his ears are sensitive to loud noises, they pick up EVERYTHING, so for you to launch a full Mufasa roar?? Yeah this fox is jumping three feet in the air

- Sometimes gets concerned you may have an allergy to something on him, but when he hears you from mile's away sneezing, he realises that no. You're just a fucking weirdo

- knows berating you is useless, as it's a sneeze, not exactly something you can control, but archons, his heart!

- gets jumpscared for like 5 seconds and then continues as if nothing happened

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You and Tighnari were both getting ready for bed in his hut. You had bid Collei goodnight and were climbing into his nesty bed whilst Tighnari was finishing off some last minute cleaning of his desk. He was quite tired, his tail swaying on the floor slowly as he sleepily closed all his notebooks and cleaned up the scatters of paper.

As you were getting comfy on the bed however, you felt something on your nose, so you in your grand intelligence decided to aggressively swat at it. That was a bad move, since now your nose decided that THAT was mother sneezes calling. You tried to warn Tighnari, but your body rudely interrupted you.

"TighnaaeeuuaaaaaAAAARCHOOOOO!!!"

Immediately Tighnari yelped and shot in the air, his eyes wide and tail puffed up. He swirled around and glared at you, his ears twitching and heart thumping loud and rapid.

"Aaaand you just woke up the entire neighborhood"

You smiled sheepishly. "Sorry. I tried to warn you."

"Excellent job."

"Well damn. I'm sorry."

"Just move over and shut up."

His tail smacked Ur face repeatedly as he shuffled over into the bed. For a second you thought that would trigger another sneeze, but one glare from your fox seemed to have scared off even your nose.

Wanderer

- finds it SO annoying but SO funny at the same time

- it really depends on his mood

- if he's grumpy, having had a bad day at the akedimiya with all the scholars constant gossip or obnoxiousity, and then has to deal with your loud ass sneezes up his ass, he'll most likely snap at you, telling you to go harmonize with a whale.

-BUT‼️ there are times where your sneezes happened to be well timed, and it gets him everytime.

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Wanderer scowled at the scholar, who has been for the last 5 minutes telling him off for supposed disrespect towards a fellow student under the akademiya. Some tended to be overly arrogant and snobbish, and wanderer couldn't stand maintaining a conversation with any of them, often resulting in a rude or harsh remark. He scoffed as the scholar continued to wag his finger at him.

"As a fellow student, I simply cannot let this stand. To study under this akademiya means to embody a brilliant and intellectual mind. Stooping so low as to insult someone over a simple disagreement highlights the lack of brilliance in you I'm afraid!!"

Wanderers eye twitched.

"We are akademiya students, are we not?? We must be graceful alongside smart. Why, you act as if you were picked up off the street, with that tongue! Hm? What do you have to say for yourse-"

"AUAUAUUAUAUAURRECHOOOOOOO‼️"

The man jumped as his jaw dropped at the sheer volume of the bellow. You had, unfortunately, been directly behind him as you were approaching, and decided it was the perfect time to launch the missile in your nostrils.

"Y-you..have you no shame??! As a fellow-"

"Be grateful that came out from the top. Man that tajine is really doing a number on my stomach"

You heard a sharp snort, making you turn to find wanderer with his head down and shoulders shaking. You grinned as you looped an arm through his and pulled him away from the scholar.

"Cmon let's go home, before my body chooses a new hole to release-"

"Archons shuhut UP you're disgusting" he cackled.

Cyno

-stares at you incrediously at first

-cannot tell if you did that as a joke or if that's deadass Ur sneeze

-once he realises that yes, that's how you sneeze, he starts to try predict when they happen so that he can time them well with his fuck ass jokes.

- Grins like an idiot if it makes you laugh

- if he's mid conversation with someone and hears Ur sneezes somewhere in the background, he struggles to maintain his composure and conceal his wobbly smile.

-if he's alone with you, then he's SO silly, dare I say chuckling everytime.

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You and cyno had met up just outside sumeru city, readying yourselves to go visit Tighnari and Collei. He was still dressed in his general wear, but when was he not really, so you didn't really care. As you walked, he told you about a new TCG card he claimed from a fellow matra, but your focus was scewered by the rapidly greying sky.

"Uhh cyno? Wasn't today supposed to be sunny?"

"Hm?" He looked at you, then glanced at the sky, "Ah. It looks as though it will rain very soon"

"Yeah"

"Would you let that DAMPEN your mood?"

You rolled your eyes as you giggled slightly, which earned sparkling eyes from the man.

"no seriously, it looks like there'll be thunder"

Just as you said that, your nose must of perked up to the magic word, since it decided now was the perfect time to bully your body. You hadn't ventured far from people yet, still considerably close to sumeru city, so you knew that if you sneezed, you would be alerting everyone within a 50m radius of you, and possibly butchering your boyfriends reputation.

You turned to cyno in horror, and he turned back to you, eyebrow raised. Embarrassingly, the sneeze was quite stubborn, and in Ur efforts to hold it back, your face twisted into the most extraordinary expressions. Your mouth was slightly open, you eyes were squinted, your nose was twitching, and cyno stared as he watching your face contort into seven different ways.

"Are-"

"AEUEUEUEUURCHOOOOOOO‼️"

Cyno blinked, ignoring all the little yelps and gasps from people nearby and focused his eyes on your rapidly reddening face. The little shit then broke into a grin, his voice wobbling in contained mirth,

"Well that concludes today's thunder"

Itto

-Thinks it's the funniest shit

-WILL take it as a challenge, and compete with you

- His ones are more forced and LOUD, his way of asserting dominance

- most of the time though, his succumbs to laughter mid 'sneeze' at your gobsmacked expression

- whenever he sees you're about to sneeze, he will join you, but it always just ends up with him just screaming and making noise, which makes you laugh really hard.

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"Feast your eyes on THIS"

Itto had brought you a very large red beetle. You had both challenged eachother to a beetle duel, but luck was NOT on your side, as you were struggling to find any beetles that didn't look like the wind could launch the fucker away.

What's worse was the other kids had no trouble with finding a decent sized beetle. Were they avoiding you ?! You grumbled as you crouched down, squinting your eyes in desperate effort to atleast find something as big as your palm.

"Dawww your strugglin' babe??" The little bastard teased, "wwweelllp can't say I'm surprised, it takes time to be as awesome as me!"

He patted your head, looking down at you with a shit eating grin. As revenge, your nose decided to defend your honour and began to twitch in preparation.

You stood up quickly, looking at itto with determined eyes. You must assert your dominance! Your mouth began to open and your eyes closed as your voice began to build up. Itto's eyes widened and immediately jumped to action.

"AUAUAUUAUAUURREREAACCHHOOOOOOOO‼️"

"AUAUAUUEUEURUEUEUEUUAUEUEUEU‼️"

There was a moment of silence where every single child partaking in the competition paused to stare at you both. You both blinked owlishly at eachother, scratching your heads.

One second. Two. Then three.

Itto threw his head back and roared with laughter, his voice echoing somehow. You joined soon after, pointing your finger at yourself.

"I was louder!"

"Nahh don't even try babe! My sneezes left no room for competition"

"You call that a sneeze?!"

The kids remained silent as they stared at you both hooter and holler.

Lohen

-stares at you in mild shock

- then his eyes LIGHT UP

- WILL want you to do it again

- the little shit would purposely try trigger a sneeze out of you, whether it's with a feather, dust or even just lightly swatting at your nose

- he would definitely tease you about it CONSTANTLY

- has memorised exactly what face you make before you're about to sneeze, so the last thing you see before shooting Ur snot canon is his face grinning mischievously (he's a fucking weirdo)

- Will try convince you to go sneeze on the knights he doesn't get along with

-if you comply, he will piss himself laughing

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"Lohen I swear to all the archons I will strangle you"

"Ooo ! Is that a promise?"

A vial of lethal poison sat firmly in lohens hand, having nicked it from...well archons knows where. The guy always gets his hands on the most diabolical shit and you have no idea how and where he is getting this ridiculous supply. And how has it not ran out??!

"You are NOT poisoning the other knights!!"

"It's for training!! Relaaaaax"

"No." You shook your head, " That is what we call attempted murder actually"

He rolled his eyes exaggeratedly, groaning loudly. The audacity.

"But I believe-"

"Lohen I don't give a shit what you believe, hand over the vial now"

He giggled at your stern command. Hiding the vial behind his back, he waggled his eyebrows at you. "Ooo or what hm? Is my big bad darling going to force me?"

In your frustration, you inhaled sharply, which was NOT a good move. Your nose must have been just as offended as you, since it had decided to now throw a tantrum and shoot your boyfriend. Your eyes widen as your nose start to load it's snot, and you couldn't even grimace since your face had other plans.

Lohen, noticing the symptoms, grinned wildly. "Oh no! Not the canon! Anything but thaatttt!" He started flailing his arms and bucking his knees dramatically.

"Loheeeeuuu-"

"Eeeeeuuu? It's coming it's coming!"

"Euuuaaaaa-"

"Oh my heart! No please!"

"AUUUUAUAUUAUAUAUA-"

" the canon is heinous I must cover my pe-"

"AURUUAAARCHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He let out an exaggerated girlish squeal as you finally sneezed. You glared at him but you couldn't help the twitch of your lips as he stared at you owlishly, blinking rapidly and batting his eyelashes.

You brought your hand out, trying and failing to keep a straight face. Lohen pouted and reluctantly passed the vial of poison to you. The second it landed on your palm you burst into uncontrollable laughter, clutching your stomach.