crustgoblin

There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

32 year old man posting a picture of himself with bedhead attached to the comment "My hair is so anime today" and in the corner of his room caught by the mirrors reflection you can see an emaciated old man hanging by pig iron chains from his wall with a puddle of filth beneath him

*molts cutely*

this is from the 2000’s btw