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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary