&& homewrecker.

“I guess I really don’t care if it’s dangerous or not.”

“I am… if you want me to be.”

“What I want from you is an answer!”

“Then I truly do pity you.”

“You remind me of my son.”

"But I thought nobody was going to cry for you…"

"Dead people don’t cry."

“You despise me, don’t you?”

“See? I’m real.”

“Do I look like your girlfriend?”

“Oh, it’s you…”

“I’m on your side.”

“Ever even heard of such things?”

“It’s easier just to run, besides, it’s what we deserve.”

"I… I’m sorry…"

“ No! I’m not like you!”

“I don’t know. Don’t you think blondes have more fun?”

"You and I both know creatures like that don’t exist."

"Just a little longer now…"

“Huh? Radio? What’s going on with that radio?”

"You’re it."

“You can’t be dead! I was going to kill you!”

“What’s wrong, don’t you trust me?”

"But I do know that if you get killed here, then you die in the real world too."

"Okay… okay! Take me with you."

"I shot him too, right in the leg."

"You think it’s okay to kill people?"

"You need help."

"Don’t get so holy on me."

"The only thing you’ll get from me is a gruesome death!"

"I feel like I’m dying…"

"Don’t worry… it’s just a dream, remember?"

"That’s why I couldn’t catch you by myself. "

"And what a pity, Yes?"

" You and me are the same."

"We’re not like other people."

"Don’t you know that?"

"Let’s party!"

"They’ve come to witness the Beginning. "

"I get it now. Why I’m still alive even though everyone else is dead."

"I’m not the only one who’s still walking around."

"I’m the same as them!"

"I just hadn’t noticed it before."

"Well, I’m alone there now."

"You promised you’d take me there again some day… but you never did."

"Don’t you know? Your power is needed."

"So what?!"

"Save me from them.."

"You loved her, right?"

"Or maybe you hated her!"

"Thank you for saving me… but I wish you hadn’t."

"How should I know?"

"I don’t know what kind of hell is waiting for me there, but I’ve got no other choice."

"When I find her, I’ll kill her myself."

"Revenge doesn’t solve anything."

"You see it too?"

"For me, it’s always like this."

"Killin’ a person ain’t no big deal. Just put the gun to their head… pow!"

"Stop! Leave her alone! Leave us both the hell alone!"

"Whatever it is, it’s not human."

Send ♔ for an angry text

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

Send ☏ for a vague text

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

Send ✺for a sassy text

Send √ for a long-winded confession text 

Send ☠ for a misguided advice text

Send ☢ for a desperate text

There he is in all his ferocious glory

JEFF YOU’RE LETTING THE ZOMBIES EAT ME.