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devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

A former coworker told me her daughter chose a retirement themed 6th birthday party, so they had a whole bunch of decorations that said "happy retirement" etc. and I was like Jess your daughter is an absolute icon

This child is BRILLIANT. I love this so much.

My brother got asked what theme he wanted for his 4th birthday (the same year I had my 9th) he said he wanted an Easter party like mine (mini-eggs, easter-eggs, painted eggs, egg-based crafts all round, with rabbits and chickens everywhere) the only issue? My birthday is in late-March, his is in August, do you know how hard it is to find easter eggs in August???

*person who has rich parents* you can do like anything you want in this world you can literally drop out of highschool and go to Europe for a decade and come back to build a family and start a small business but it's like you have to want it you can't just expect things to come to you without you putting the work in

gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them

this would work on me

No it wouldn’t. You’re too smart.

Posts like this are like modern day fables. Yeah ill reblog this funny little exchange, but next time someone says this to me ill remember this post and hear kill bill sirens.

we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

what raw power did i have at fourteen years of age that allowed me to stay up till 5am and then go about my school day at full productivity. it just hit 11:30pm and im so sleep deprived i hallucinated the babadook on my ceiling