where SY is instead tasked with being a good shixiong to SJ
disciple SJ who’s still rough around the edges and the annoying shixiong who just seems to be perfect at everything
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@crowlyne
where SY is instead tasked with being a good shixiong to SJ
disciple SJ who’s still rough around the edges and the annoying shixiong who just seems to be perfect at everything

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just two boys who got in trouble for stealing some crappy cultivation books!🤧 shen twins au 💚
chapter 13
Someone post canon says that Shen Qingqiu is an imposter who replaced the real Shen Qingqiu
Everyone shifts uneasily because they knew something was up and most are worried about the first Shen Qingqiu coming back and Yue Qingyuan is frozen in like 8 different flavours of guilt and this allows the accuser to use an artifact that will locate Shen Jiu's soul and prove the imposter is fake
Only it lights up Shen Qingqiu
Shen Qingqiu is Shen Jiu and always has been
And everyone is shocked but only because now Shen Qingqiu is the one insisting that he isn't Shen Jiu and frankly getting more and more hysterical and closer to a qi deviation every second
Even the accuser doesn't know what to do with his target being on his knees clutching his head and repeating "it's not true! I'm not him! I'm not him!" More and more desperately and shrilly while crying
Full Shen Twins Comic!

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"Shen Yuan is careless about his appearance" is an understandable take, but I think it's also inferior to what's actually going on most of the time, which is more like:
Shen Yuan is in fact so preoccupied with appearances that he is extremely meticulous and diligent in keeping up his image, but he's also utterly oblivious to how this factors into attraction (especially queer attraction) and he misses cultural context clues thanks to having transmigrated sometimes, with an end result that sometimes he is carefully and unwittingly making himself up like a thirst trap because he thinks that's what a sophisticated and classy scholar ought to look like.
Au where shen yuan transmigrates into a no name quest giving npc
Shen yuan patting binghes head: Thank you brave adventurer! You've done very well. Take this potion, I'll teach you how to open your inventory and use it-
Binghe, face red as he rubs his thighs together: NO, go back to praising me. Hahh please keep going I'm close..
Shen yuan: I don't. I don't remember the protagonist being like that
*next day*
Shen Yuan: that was weird but at least I'm only relevant for the very first quest. Kind of sad to think I'll never see Luo binghe again... but it's for the best-
Binghe: good morning gege!!! ^0^ do you need my help with anything today? :)
Shen Yuan: ????? What are you still doing here?? You should have reached the next town by now
Binghe, blushing: yesterday gege said he needed this one to retrieve magic herbs from the local forest, and it got me thinking... gege doesn't have anyone else here to help him... how can I just leave? What if he needs something else?
Shen yuan: um but when you were in the forest didn't you see a vision telling you you're the chosen one-
Binghe: no
Shen yuan: stop lying and go save the princess
Binghe, ignoring him: it looks like your fence needs to be painted gege I'll do that for you... make sure to tell me what a good job I did afterwards okay...?
Shen yuan: DUDE.
"Svsss through Binghes POV" do you know how absurd it would be. Binghe would narrate everything in extreme detail except the stuff that's actually plot important
"Woke up holding shizun. His robe had slipped off his shoulder during the night and it made him look extra cute. I begged him to wake up for a while before it was time to start the day... I kissed his forehead and said I'd be right back with breakfast. I used the last of my onion in the scrambled eggs and while they were sizzling on the stove I heard something from shizuns room. I got excited thinking he woke up and ran in.
It was just Liu Qingge broke through my wall to tell me I'm officially Cang Qiong’s enemy or something I beat him up
By the time I got back to the kitchen, the eggs had burnt. I had to start over, but I used the last of my onions on the last batch, so these weren't as tasty. I presented them to shizun and apologized but he refused to eat it (most definitely because the food was so bad and not because he's dead)"
...I think you started writing, like, Cang Qiong Psycho.

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my svsss comic about sqq and his little personality split (what if)
Shen Qingqiu mushroom body vs flower body! no beard in this house
sqq just standing casually with his birbs
played a lot of fallout during my break, which is to say that shen yuan in a fallout new vegas au has been keeping me up at night. of course he would be given access to the console commands, and thus, god mode. the system lives in the pip boy. luo binghe is supposed to be the protagonist and shen yuan cannot keep himself away, in spite of his better instincts. shen yuan with the debug 9mm, can you imagine?
Since @crowlyne so kindly asked, I'll try to navigate 5th grade algebra with the confidence of a mathematically-challenged shizunfucker.
Important mention: Shen Yuan is not allowed to choose his own SPECIAL attributes. The System would assign him the values. Based on his answers to the psychological evaluation, which is conducted by Mu Qingfang, the skill values would change, but he can change the tags he assigns.
First, I chose which attributes would take a hit, which would remain neutral, and which would be given additional points, 40 total. Luck would get any points left over after dealing with the first 6, starting from a neutral 5. Their exact values are assigned by normal means (how much of an advantage it would give him while still fitting his character), after which I look at the names of each level and think which fits best, because I am not an entirely serious person.
Strength and Endurance take a small hit. Perception is fine as it is. Charisma and Intelligence will have a significant change, and Agility would get a slight raise. In order:
Strength: 4 "Lightweight"
Perception: 5 "Wary Trout"
Endurance: 4 "Handle With Care"
Charisma: 7 "Diplomat"
Intelligence: 8 "Know-It-All"
Agility: 6 "Catlike"
Luck: 6 "Stacked Deck"
The game's formula for calculating the skills tied to each attribute is 2 + (2 x Stat) + (Luck / 2) which gives us the following initial skill values:
(C) Barter: 19
(P) Energy Weapons: 15
(P) Explosives: 15
(A) Guns: 17
(P) Lockpick: 15
(I) Medicine: 21
(S) Melee Weapons: 13
(I) Repair: 21
(I) Science: 21
(A) Sneak: 17
(C) Speech: 19
(E) Survival: 13
(E) Unarmed: 13
Now, the psychological evaluation, or tagging which skills to add 15 points to:
Shen Yuan, genre savvy man that he is, would of course already know which stats he would want to tag in the early-game stage, but I think seeing what his stats actually are, he would be forced to augment some of his weaknesses. Out of three, one of the tags would be going to Guns, making that a 32. The other two would go to Speech and Lockpick for the sake of making it past the first few missions and having a way of gathering resources.
SO.
(C) Barter: 19
(P) Energy Weapons: 15
(P) Explosives: 15
(A) Guns: 32
(P) Lockpick: 30
(I) Medicine: 21
(S) Melee Weapons: 13
(I) Repair: 21
(I) Science: 21
(A) Sneak: 17
(C) Speech: 34
(E) Survival: 13
(E) Unarmed: 13
On a funnier and less out-of-my-depth note, I'm 100% convinced Shen Yuan would pick the "Confirmed Bachelor" perk because he thinks it's just a way to get along with NPCs and deal damage easier. He'd take the "Educated" and "Comprehension" perks, and eventually "Animal Friend" and "Ferocious Loyalty" because of course he would. "Fortune Finder" too maybe. He'd occasionally add to his SPECIAL values with "Intense Training", but only when he doesn't have any alternatives.
Probably missed something. Does it matter? He turns on god mode every single morning and goes on living his best life after threatening to smash his Pip Boy against the closest rock every time the System tries something. I can't allow him to suffer both the post-apocalyptic modern PIDW world and deal with the System. That would just be needlessly cruel.
Also: Binghe's SPECIAL attributes are higher than normal from the very start, I've decided. Because he is Shizun's specialest little guy.
Also, also: I think the most interesting build would be Airplane’s, and most predictable would be Liu Qingge’s.
Wow this is very thought out 😳
So Binghe have 10 in every SPECIAL points like Ulysses?
Liu Qingge's maybe a minmax build where he puts all the points in strength
Curious about the airplane's tho... Sneak-pickpocket grenade build is pretty funny

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TGAA characters in disco elysium artstyle!
Binggeyuan where shen yuan is a wanderer that gets captured for some bullshit reason and locked up in Bingge's dungeon. Bingge goes down to interrogate him and eventually twist his actions to look criminal. A wandering cultivator was helping a village with a ghost problem? Sounds like he was trying to undermine Binghe's rule by showing he can protect them better!
Except binghe sees shen yuan with his hands tied, kneeling in a cage and he's like. Okay this. Might have awakened something in me