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Dick is bringing his brother every where and getting off from the fact that everyone think Jason is his son. Jason at university being referred as Dick’s son cause everyone think Dick is his dad.

Dick: When I said I would pay you, I didn’t mean with money. I was thinking for every hour you dogsit, you get an hour to do whatever you want with me...

*Later*

Slade: On this job, I have an assistant so I will be charging 25% more.

Villian: Your assistant is a three legged dog in a mask.

rules: go to pinterest, search for 'my vibes' + a colour you like and post the 9 pics you find most aesthetic

I had to put lil alien guy in there look at him

And I've never related to a squirrel more actually that's why hes in the middle

I looked up my vibe green and this is what I got and I’m not mad about it, big fan honestly :)

I looked up "my vibe blue" and really like what I ended up with especially the top/bottom left ones!

I looked up "my vibe purple", and this is what I've got.

This was only the second time I've ever purposely gone to Pinterest lol.

Tags :D but no pressure:

This was fun.

I look red cause it’s so pretty . I also thought of blue and then I mixed both. (I can’t make decision and they both my fav colore)

The tagging gonna be here cause i don’t have space after lmao: @lilacwriter07 @flowerf1elds @inkinverse @caoxytocin @crowbar-hater (no pressure tho) (and if anyone had already been tagged mb!)

i know its been a while since it came out but im preeetty sure this is exactly how CATWS ended

Jason: *sighs*

Jason abruptly left the room.

Dick: rude.

Bruce: and why do you think this?

Dick: their windows are tinted so much they are blacked out.

Dick: they’re never out.

Dick: I mean the place is eerily quiet-

Bruce, muttering: just because you’re loud-

Dick, yelling over him: even for normal people!

Dick:

Dick: they gotta be vampires.

Three months later…

Dick and Bruce are standing outside waiting for their car. As they are, they hear a click and Dick snaps his head over. The neighbors mansion door opens. A pale older kid walks out wearing sunglasses and long sleeve pajamas. The boy is quiet as he begins heading down his driveway.

Dick, whispering: see. He’s gorgeous. Typical vampire-

Jason running past with a wooden stake in his hand: bloodsucking scum!

Dick:

Dick: so that’s where he’s been for three months.

Bruce, chasing after: Jason! That’s a real human boy with the complexity of a sick orphan!

Jason taking some sleeping pills to make sure he doesn’t wake up, allowing Dick to do anything he wants.

Dick fucking him the entire night, moving Jason’s body as he pleases while his little wing sleep.

Cause that would be a hell of a coincidence if it wasn’t.

Dude need to learn fiction is not reality and what he is doing is 100% worst than shipping fictional characters that are adopted brothers. You can not preach being better than us and then threaten people.

Fiction would never ever affect reality. If it does affect your reality, and you get very bad thoughts then you need to seek help and it would never be the fiction/writer’s fault.

Fiction is a way to cope and don’t reflect your real life morals. Harrassing someone is bad, not writing fictional incest.

You don’t have to like batcest just respect it and don’t come on our side and then act shocked when you see what the tags says.

in fact I've always said that my fem jason is a butch lesbian 🫡 since the first drawing actually!!🫶

Portray them freshly showered back from patrol:

Dick: by the way, you know when we did it in the cave?

Jason thinking it would be some random flirting: What about it?

Dick: there was cameras, Bruce saw everything.

Dick kisses Jason goodbye and leave to eat something.

Jason staring in shock feeling like he should just have stay dead.

Somewhere on the other side, Bruce is watching the camera as his soul leave his body, wondering when did everything start going sideways.