ANYTIME I WANT.

“don’t you dare.”

“look at me.”

“just forget it.”

“i’m not mad.”

“you’re being mean.”

“what a mess.”

“you are perfect.”

“jesus fucking christ.”

“you’ll be okay.”

“take a seat.”

“don’t let go.”

“oh my god.”

“you’re the worst.”

“you’re my favorite.”

“i ruined everything.”

“you ruined everything.”

“just trust me.”

“i’m not drunk.”

“i feel lost.”

“i’m so alone.”

“you’re not alone.”

“hold onto me.”

“just come here.”

“stay the night.”

“please just go.”

“ oh right. because you’re such a big fucking deal around here. right. ”

“ yeah you know, maybe if you had been prettier… ”

“ sorry but i don’t do people with glasses. ”

“ oh pardon, but this is a Geek Free Zone. ”

“ jesus christ, do you ever shower? ”

“ i’ve never met anyone as dumb as you. ”

“ what’s it like being born as an inbred bulldog? ”

“ your mom should have used birth control. ”

“ i heard that there was a discount on rope, something for you? ”

“ the more you speak the dumber i get. ”

“ could you move the fuck out of the way? ”

“ your ass is covering up half the line, you wall. ”

“ bet your mom isn’t half as hot as you. ”

“ so, got a hot sister/brother? ”

“ holy fuck you don’t look anything like your pictures. ”

“ could you take your lung cancer elsewhere? i hate smokers. ”

“ tell me again how age ever helped anyone, oldie. ”

“ what’s it like being a responsible adult? oh wait — you’re not one. ”

“ your ego is definitely bigger than your dick. ”

“ i’m blonde. what’s your excuse? ”

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‘ how could you? ’

‘ where were you? ’

‘ what are you running from? ’

‘ what’s wrong? ’

‘ do you want a blanket? ’

‘ did you throw a rock through my fucking window? ’

‘ are you even listening? ’

‘ oh, is that the story? ’

‘ are you drunk? ’

‘ are you lost? ’

‘ are you trying to hug me? ’

‘ what are you staring at? ’

‘ is this your idea of a sick joke? ’

‘ do you still care about me? ’

‘ forget something? ’

‘ leaving so soon? ’

‘ will you cut it out? ’

‘ who did this? ’

‘ does it look like i’m laughing? ’

‘ were you singing? ’

‘ is that a bruise? ’

‘ is that blood? ’

‘ are you trying to get us killed? ’

‘ was that an apology? ’ 

‘ did you hang up on me just now? ’

‘ can we leave? ’

‘ well, did you? ’

‘ you started those rumors? ’