Boothill huffs at the sky, ready to once again bother his Aeon with something absolutely ridiculous on his time off. "Now, Prince, I know yer all 'bout that grind or whatever them kids say nowadays, but we're gettin' a list a complaints here, alright? Now, I don't care 'bout 'em but since I gotta hear about it, so d'you."
Boothill clears his throat then pulls out a very long scroll, along with his phone which he hovers over the paper. The phone begins to read on his behalf. It is a list of crimes. The mechanical voice speaks loudly.
'Intimidation. AND. Recklessness. AND. Destruction of Property. AND. Murder. AND. Encouraging Violence. AND. Seducing the Enemy. AND. —'
The Reignbow Arbiter regards their Galaxy Ranger quietly with little expression on their humanoid appearance. The wind stirs their long moonlit hair while Boothill stands there before the full judgment of an Aeon, running down the lists of crimes that the Valiant Prince is wildly known of committing in the eyes of mortals. However, for Aeons, this is merely how they behave and act within their divine authority.
Lan doesn't seem to understand what is the problem or why any of it matters. Nonetheless, they allow Boothill to prattle on as they often do.
“Seducing the enemy?” Lan blinks once. Twice. Then lets out the softest, most imperceptible sigh.
“Your dedication to triviality is impressive, Ranger.” Lan murmurs. “Truly, you endure the void of purpose with admirable consistency.”
Lan’s eyes narrow just slightly, not in anger, but in the resigned patience of a deity who has long since accepted that the stars themselves cannot stop mischief or the cyborg cowboy. Boothill is one of their many most prized warriors, only lacking in discipline, education, manners, and order, yet his violence and anger are things The Hunt most understands and what their path is made from.
Therefore, the cowboy's words … Lan will regard them.
“I have heard you. Go now, troublesome gunslinger. Find a more deserving audience for your theatrics."















