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CATHOLICS:

Transsubstantiation: Catholics can consume the body and blood of Christ to recover health

Organized priesthood: Catholics can upgrade upgrade units power over time

Saint Veneration: Sufficiently upgraded units can call the saints to aid them in combat.

Catholic Beast Mode: Sufficiently damaged units may enter "Catholic Beast Mode" incurring heavy court settlement fees.

PROTESTANTS:

New Bible: Protestant scripture only has 66 books compared to the catholic 73, units are trained 10% faster

Humility: Protestants have no need for opulence, and can form churches in abandoned liquor stores and old office buildings.

All In Grace: Lack of tiered priest class allows all units access to miracles

Revivalism: Protestant units can fork into the Baptist and Evangelical subclasses

Reliquaries: Sufficiently powerful units will buff all surrounding units if defeated.

Theosis: Sufficiently upgraded units increase the power of god on death

Patriarchal Tradition: Orthodox units may fuck

Esoteric Tradition: New units are are more difficult to train, but cheaper to upgrade once produced.

Revelation: Church Elder units can temporarily ignore "Extreme Racism" debuffs without investing in structural change.

Polygamy: Multiple Mormon units can be trained at the same time.

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