get me some oxygen for my legs

my new year’s resolution is to stop

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

The goth kids hold the line.

satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

girls are amazing. we give each other things constantly. u need a tampon?? 5 girls will look in their purses! u have dry hands? here use some of my lotion!! oh no are u thirsty?? let’s share my drink!! looking for a cute outfit?? u can borrow some my clothes if u want!! are u hungry?? wait 10 minutes i’ll make u dinner!!

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

holy fucking shit

unpopular opinion but as long as sports are gendered trans and nb people will never be accepted. this isn;t hate on womens leagues who were built out of necessary because women never would have gotten fair representation in the mens leagues. It’s more hate on a society that funnels billions into mens sports and development and then calls talent disparity biology. and y’all fucking. fall for it.

a save brooklyn nine-nine protest outside fox headquarters where everyone brings their own guitar to play while screaming incoherently

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe

But what if they ain’t straight?