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you will never fucking believe how instagram decided to market a juicer to me

penis magician voice is this your penis

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

THEY ARE

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

did you google how to take a screen shot

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

when you finally lay down and your legs feel like old wood from a tree. stay away you beaver. no

You’re all jealous of my stab wound #mywound

oh so you can't offer someone a nice kinda stab wound gift without it being seen an violent?? woooowwwwwww I see how it is

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines