ancient meme

today’s shitpost is absolutely nothing *sad horn noises*

I want to see what NSFW headcanons you have for my character. Go on anon if you’d like. Be as graphic or as vague as you want. If I like it, I’ll accept it.

do you ever look at your pet and you can literally feel your heart melting because you love them so much

Sometimes I think I’m really cool but then I remember that I want a fictional character to be my boyfriend

if your social justice isn’t accessible to LDC (learning/developmental/cognitive disability) folks then honestly what the fuck are you doing

one thing that you can do to start making your blog more accessible: stop making your blog font size 8px caps pixel shit, change your blogs font size to 12px at the least.

stop using moving gifs as backgrounds, don’t allow music to autoplay on your blog are two important things too.

one more thing too: when you’re typing out a long sj related post it’s a good idea to add a condensed (essentially a tl;dr) at the bottom for people (like me) who have trouble processing large walls of text

and add frequent paragraph breaks! using bullet points for some bits where possible can help too

stop making PSAs in friggin all caps

*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

kinda fucked up that we assume it’s okay to friendzone homestuck

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

no reblog this or i'll come fight you??????? ??

any state thats legalizing the sale of pot needs to release every single black person ever arrested for possession or trafficking and then expunge their criminal record

and this should be the preface to a necessary conversation on reparations paid out to the millions of black lives ruined for doing the same thing that’s now enriching whites in Colorado and Washington.

cis people can’t tell trans people what is and isn’t transphobic holy fuck