Mina: okay, I really hate that I've been cut out of the vampire-hunting team and kept out of the loop, but I will bear it and go to bed, lest I worry my husband or our friends (╥﹏╥)
*fog seeps into the room, forming a column*
Count Dracula: Aren't you tired of being nice?
*two eyes like flames appear in the column of fog and turn to Mina*
Count Dracula: Don't you just want to go apeshit?







