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When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.

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when you try to have a cute double date but the boyfriends hit it off about something nerdy and won’t shut the fuck up

theglasschild

Take a shower, wash off the day. Drink a glass of water. Make the room dark. Lie down and close your eyes. Notice the silence. Notice your heart. Still beating. Still fighting. You made it, after all. You made it, another day. And you can make it one more. You’re doing just fine.

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The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

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I’m so glad they aren’t around

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omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

laurdlannister-kingslayer

Praise natural selection

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I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?! I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”

silvermoon424

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

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GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

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this is so relevant to my interests

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It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.

We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.

anneriawings

DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING

AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN

AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES

IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH

gallizfrey

The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.

shabbytigers

I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post

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Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They haven’t found signs of its extinction

annabellioncourt

^Its not a very popular theory. Possible, but unlikely, it would have had to evolve to live in the dark–so large eyes or no eyes, bioluminescence, and a less dense body: also, animals of that size require large amounts of food, of which there is little in the deep sea, so he probably evolved into a much smaller shark.

But let me introduce you to some other greats.

Behold the giant prehistoric elk of Ireland

And then there’s the giant armadillo, which prehistoric humans may have used to make rudimentary shelters according to some researchers

And the dire wolf wasn’t actually all that big compared to our wolves

And horses have actually…gotten a lot bigger. A lot.

Ye Olde Sea Turtle

Annnnnnd crocodiles (this isn’t even the biggest one, i kid you not)

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reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

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When I catch the scent of a food I haven't been able to eat in years because of allergies and digestive issues...

spoonshares

Having a chronic illness is desperately wanting to get out and do things, but fearing that once you do, you’ll be overwhelmed by symptoms and unable to function, since that’s usually what happens.

avatharkorra

This graphic is just amazing. Picturing what most most people are trying to say in words is a great way to reach out to more people. The Anorexia picture and the child abuse picture was the one that broke me the most even if all of these pictures tells us a very important story.

I don’t expect this to go viral or to get millions of likes because, I don’t want it, liking won’t help. Please, embrace it and take action. Re blog so others can see it and talk about these world spread issues.

We have to work together to make the world a better and safer environment for everyone.

thepetiteandsweet

The last one though.

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Damn, my cat scratched the hell out of me today

You traitor, I rescued you from being sold like a prostitute on the streets, you could at least let me love you

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She just came into my room and chirped at me

all is forgiven

dededeadpool

it’s a trap

she has tasted your blood

and has come back for seconds

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No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.

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Things men don’t understand #28464

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Watercolor Art by German Artist Jana Grote

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I tried my best to create a more authentic version of Kylie Jenner’s Interview cover, given that I’m, you know, actually disabled and a real life wheelchair user. I can barely get people to make eye contact with me, let alone land a cover shoot. If being in a wheelchair is trendy now, I’ve apparently been a trendsetter since before Kylie was born.

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[person with camera]: charlie, you got the babies?… be nice to the babies, charlie…

[charlie tosses cat baby over the edge]

AAH! CHARLIE!!

spookyprime

charlie: aries, Libra, scorpio, capricorn

babies: Gemini, cancer, Sagittarius, pisces

man: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius

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Puppy reacts to getting hicups!

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jakegyllencallme

dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.

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When my alarm goes off in the morning...

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