Aesthetic Blogger Wannabe

*Darren Criss does anything*

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

barrett wilbert weed: [breathes]

“tell ur dog i said hi”

one of my favorite things about b99 is how jake is best friends with not one, but TWO women, and not only are his relationships with both of them fleshed out, unique, and 100% platonic, but it never even occurs to amy to worry about it. there’s no episode where amy thinks jake is cheating on her or secretly has a thing for gina and/or rosa. no one jokes that amy should watch out for them or keep an eye on jake. after jake starts dating amy, his friendships with rosa and gina are as tight as ever. because contrary to what 95% of tv would have you believe men and woman (gasp!) really can be just friends.

Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

Me packing my shit before there is hell all over greece because Hera beating the shit outta zeus and the thots he knocked up: 

Hades, watching Zeus make the same mistake again:

Poseidon sitting there watching this unfurl again like:

You’re not reading this by accident.