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The conversation is always on abs or biceps and never on forearms or pecs. They’re so underrated.

I could run my hand along your body and name your every bone and muscle.

You know what they say: never bite the hand of the one that fingers you.

Okay but can I keep the condom for my junk journal?

If you get sleepy when you drink, I heard taking B12 before helps. Thank me later 💋

“What are you doing?” Dying in an erotic fashion.

I need 3 days of preperation to plan for an outing. Like no, sorry, I can not pick up your shift tomorrow. No, I do not want to go out right now because you became available unexpectedly. Nor do I want to stop for something on the way home, without prior notice or a crazy need to.

Sometimes you just gotta give them a dead stare and give a little “what the fuck are you saying to me right now”

I am neurodivergent so my brain often processes things differently from others. My explanations for things may lack steps or simply just don’t make sense. Given this, there is something so comforting in the actions of people who show that they are following what I am saying, even just by knodding.