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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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sweetoothgirl

Peanut Butter And Honey Ghost Toast

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by nasasun & issnationallab

todaysbird

photos of an almost entirely white american crow with a genetic mutation known as leucism. leucism is a condition in which less pigmentation is produced than in a typical specimen. it can occur in a small section of the body, in portions of the body, or throughout the entire body like in this bird. leucism can be detrimental to the health of birds, as melanin, which is reduced in these birds, is important to constructing feathers in birds + can lead to reduced vision.

everythingfox

Peekaboo

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bethfuller

the first forest.

follow me on instagram! :)

violetsandshrikes

Sound on if you guys wanna know what a little King Vulture sounds like 👀

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the people have spoken!!!!!!!!

sixpenceee

Driving through Norway | source

notnumbersix

Tragically, I don’t live in Norway.

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bunjywunjy

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

bunjywunjy

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

bunjywunjy

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

bunjywunjy

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

bunjywunjy

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

digitaldiscipline

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

bunjywunjy

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

bunjywunjy

*roar sound effect*

bunjywunjy

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

bunjywunjy

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

crochetninja

There’s more!

nuggsmum

I love.

bunjywunjy

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

bunjywunjy

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

bunjywunjy

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

bunjywunjy

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

bunjywunjy

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

bunjywunjy

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

bunjywunjy

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

babyfoxcollectionthings

kestrel-tree

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

augustdementhe

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW.

madmaudlingoes

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

talesfromgringolandia

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

mythopoeticlicense

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

mamoru

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

turbro

the window

mamoru

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

lovesjustachemical

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

inthefallofasparrow

marlynnofmany

Note to self: memorize those last two lines in case I ever need to deliver a sick burn in verse.

septembersung

#you CRITIQUE miette? you edit her dreams like the essay? oh! shredded shoes for you! ( via @freenarnian )

ostdrossel

European Starlings

change their appearance quite a bit throughout the year and their life. The juveniles are starting to lose their brown baby feathers and growing into the speckled look that is their typical winter coat. The adults are losing their glossy breeding plumage, the yellow beaks of the males are turning dark again and their legs and feet become less vibrantly red. I always like this patchwork stage on them.

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Majestic - Skageflå, Geiranger, Norway | source

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hey want to see something gorgeous but viscerally discomfiting?

underwhelmingalchemist

No <3

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

okey doke!

The Mauritius “underwater waterfall” is not a true waterfall but an naturally occurring optical! In the sense that that’s not water falling, it’s sand and silt shifting! Shifting down a 4000-meter-deep abyssal drop. It is in fact exactly as deep as it looks, sorry :)

Other fun facts about Mauritius include:

that’s where Dodo birds were from!

the entire island has an abnormally strong gravitational pull

and also they just discovered it sits on top of a lost supercontinent or whatever. idk that part’s less cool than the gravity thing

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ok i tried compressing the gif please tell me this fucker works now

everythingfox

Quacks in the ice

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