you are my hero

know for a fact that im going to find out about the us election results via the fucking destiel meme on my morning tumblr dash. i am resigned to this fate and will make no effort to watch the news, the results will find me the way god intended

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

yellowjackets fucks severely because the major plotlines are like: a flock of teenage girls lives out their very own hatchet nightmare scenario, black lesbian politician’s campaign for state senator is stymied by cannibalism accusations, recovering addict teams up with sadistic nurse true crime failgirlie to discover their mysterious blackmailer, and shauna has a sexy milf adventure :)

shauna angrily writing in her journal that she's jealous that the wilderness didn't vote her prom queen is so funny and such a real teen girl moment

you gotta respect italy for sending every type of gay in the lgbt spectrum within the past ten years

*cha cha chas sadly*

13 college professors killed in horrific youtube autoplay incident

united by music? no, united by hatred for the jury vote