bird nerd

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

i like when bad things happen

i'm too markiplier pilled rn. i saw the spine and genuinely thought it was "the mother" from the recreating birth unus annus video for a really fuckin hot second

you have to make some life changes if this is how you're living

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face