i finally decided to make one of these since one of my posts finally recieved 100 notes. i guess this is my way of celebrating? the list is going to be empty looking and unorganized until I eventually write more
(I will be checking the links myself but if you notice one doesn’t work or leads to the wrong page, please tell me so I can fix it)
Headcanons (mostly)
Obey Me!: Tarot Deck (all characters)
How Your Relationship With Them Changes (Older Brothers | Younger Brothers)
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'My trusted friend' or 'my trusted comrade'. Largely an oxymoron based in cynicism since there were no real concepts of 'trust' or 'friend' in drow society even among family members.
Drow Dictionary
Esper and Breoch's friendship is an unlikely one, even when taking their histories into account. Though they seem to get along just fine most of the time.
I've treasured the snippets of banter @smallnico wrote for these two, which is why I wanted to draw it out. I hope you like it!
Both the banter/dialogue and Esper were created by @smallnico
coughcoughs wheeze i'm fine it's fine it's okay you just turned my writing into beautiful art and it's everything i could've ever wanted. it's fine. i will now die for you btw
i'm literally so happy it means so much to me that my silly little banters inspired you to make this lovely comic... i love esper's little murderface and the vulnerability in the last panel and i love ALL of breoch's expressions and gestures, especially the laugh, oh he looks so cute i'm (fuckign grabs him and shakes him)
god. i'm going to be looking at this for hours. i love their weird little friendship so much. here i'll post the rest of the banters under the cut why not
perdita wrote a bunch too, but i'll leave those up to her to post!! i love them so much, though >:,3
I'm so glad you like it! I love drawing Esper, and drawing Esper hanging out with Breoch is especially fun. Thank you for writing the banter to start with! 💜
At risk of making a long post even longer, I'll stick the other banters under the cut:
These two really do have a special place in my heart
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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol
Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand
If you see this animal every day at work, and it sings to you during your hardest bouts of labor, you will be distraught if it dies. Even if you know this creature is meant to die in lieu of you, you still hear it when the labor is at its hardest and your muscles are struggling against the weight of your work. It is so small, smaller than your soot-stained hands and louder than the death that follows you. You dont want it to die. The same as a woman does not want her candle to run out ; she knows that is the point, its flame is meant to burn the wick and melt the wax ; but she is not indifferent to its wasting away. She may even save her favorite candle as not to burn it too quickly. Now imagine you are that woman, and there is a way to rebuild your favorite candle that you love the smell of and the way it flickers. Would she rather throw her candle out? Or would she rebuild it? That is a canary to these miners. Would you allow an animal to just die when it has been singing for you? It reminds you that it is alive, and you are too. Its stop of song signifies the lethal danger you are in. Why abandon it? Is the miners' love for a little bird really that surprising?
Never have I ever! Mark what your oc has and hasn't done
Ooh thanks for the tag @oh-moth
Gonna tag @sunflowergem , @smallnico , and @bardic-perdita , if you wanna!
This is SO crazy long that I'm only gonna do it for one of my guys and random number generator chose Poppy so Poppy it is! Under that cut!
Killed Someone Under Orders ✅️
Had Someone Killed On Their Orders 🚫
Killed Someone In Self Defence ✅️
Spared Someone’s Life ✅️
Invented Something 🚫
Been Hungover ✅️
Kissed Someone ✅️
Slow-Danced ✅️
Been In A Long-Term Relationship 🚫 (at least not until she meets Bri)
Had Sex ✅️
Had Sex And Regretted It ✅️
Had A One-Night Stand ✅️
Had A Threesome 🚫
Experimented With Their Sexuality ✅️
Had A Kid 🚫
Adopted A Kid 🚫
Wanted To Have A Family With Someone 🚫
Done Something On Impulse They Regretted ✅️✅✅✅✅✅
Gone Traveling ✅️
Had A Bounty Put On Them ✅️
Eaten An Insect ✅
Been Groped By A Stranger 🚫
Been Groped By Someone They Know ✅️
Been Dumped ✅
Dumped Someone ✅️ (kinda? does leaving without a word count lol)
Smoked ✅️
Gotten High ✅️
Flirted With Someone To Get Free Drinks ✅️
Put Someone In A Headlock ✅️
Won a Bet ✅️
Lost a Bet ✅️
Forgiven Someone Who Wronged Them ✅
Indulged In Petty Revenge ✅️
Hallucinated ✅️
Has A Noticeable Physical Defect - 🚫
Gotten A Noticeable Scar ✅️
Been Permanently Disfigured Through Injury 🚫 (distinct from her scars? No)
Kneed Someone In The Groin ✅️
Had An Unattainable Crush ✅
Laughed Themself To The Point Of Tears ✅️
Been Kidnapped ✅ (kinda? Briefly)
Been Sexually Assaulted 🚫
Been Brainwashed/Hypnotised 🚫
Had A Recurring Nightmare ✅️
Been Bullied 🚫
Bullied Someone ✅️ (not bad tho. More like sibling style teasing)
Experienced Survivor’s Guilt ✅
Been Tied/Chained Up ✅️
Given Someone A Massage ✅️
Received A Massage ✅️
Been Backed Up Against A Wall ✅️
Shot Someone ✅️ (crossbows count)
Stabbed Someone ✅️
Saved Someone’s Life ✅️
Cheated On Someone ✅ (like, not from her perspective because she didn't consider them "in a relationship")
Been Cheated On ✅
Been In An Open Relationship ✅️
Had A Friendship With Benefits ✅️
Been In A Queerplatonic Relationship 🚫
Had A Stalker 🚫
Been Betrayed ✅️
Been A Traitor 🚫
Been Possessed 🚫
Been In A Bar Fight ✅
Been Thrown Out Of A Bar ✅️
Been Arrested ✅️
Broken Out Of Jail ✅️
Been To A Funeral ✅
Been To A Brothel ✅️
Had Surgery ✅️ (like, battlefield arrow removals and stuff)
Broken Someone’s Trust ✅
Broken Someone’s Heart 🚫
Had Their Heart Broken 🚫
Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Anger 🚫
Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Spite ✅️
Gotten A Piercing 🚫 (surprisingly... Should I give Poppy piercings...? 🤔)
Gotten A Tattoo ✅️
Used A Fake Name ✅️
Been Beaten Up ✅️
Been Tortured/Tortured Others 🚫
Been Abused 🚫
Been Blackmailed 🚫
Gotten Away With A Crime ✅️
Framed Someone Else For A Crime They Committed 🚫
Shared A Bed Platonically ✅️
Been In Love ✅️ (tough to say. She would say that she's been in love a bunch and that's not really a lie. She falls in love fast and deep but it doesn't actually get her to *stay*. Love, but not attachment. Until Bri of course.)
Suffered From Sleep Paralysis 🚫
Been Forced To Flee Their Home 🚫 (unless moving camp so often counts)
Stealing Mollymauk's art they made of Bri original comic is here
Also I keep forgetting how dark their lore is, and the general atmosphere of the Hells so proceed with caution
Killed Someone Under Orders ✅️
Had Someone Killed On Their Orders ✅️
(..... Was originally going to say no but then remembered that their time as a bone devil would have given them enough authority to command lesser devils so it's like a 50/50 honestly)
Killed Someone In Self Defence ✅️
Spared Someone’s Life 🚫
Invented Something 🚫
Been Hungover 🚫
Kissed Someone ✅️
Slow-Danced ✅️
Been In A Long-Term Relationship ✅️
(Situationships count, right? As does stringing someone along for the purpose of getting information from them?)
Had Sex ✅️
Had Sex And Regretted It ✅️
Had A One-Night Stand ✅️
Had A Threesome ✅️
Experimented With Their Sexuality ✅️
Had A Kid 🚫
(Not at the time of BG3. but there's a 90% chance they'll have one or two in a few centuries from now. Mostly dependent on the need for more Erinyes)
Adopted A Kid 🚫
(Does promising to become a child's warlock patron when they're an adult count as adoption)
Wanted To Have A Family With Someone 🚫
(Maybe with Poppy, but they'd consider themself, their dwelf, and their chickens to be their family. Occasional cameos from their respective Clans)
Done Something On Impulse They Regretted ✅️
Gone Traveling 🚫
(Wait..... does going to the other layers of Hell for work count as travel)
Had A Bounty Put On Them 🚫
Eaten An Insect ✅️
(They've eaten stranger things. Have you seen the food options in the Hells? Not like they can grow crops.... Er, Bri also couldn't eat those even if plants could be grown)
Been Groped By A Stranger ✅️
Been Groped By Someone They Know ✅️
Been Dumped 🚫
Dumped Someone ✅️
Smoked ✅️
Gotten High ✅️
Flirted With Someone To Get Free Drinks 🚫
Put Someone In A Headlock ✅️
Won a Bet 🚫
Lost a Bet 🚫
Forgiven Someone Who Wronged Them 🚫
(Asking a devil to forgive is like asking an owlbear to write a love poem. Absurd and wildly against their nature)
Indulged In Petty Revenge ✅️
(Devils and petty revenge go hand in hand, never one without the other)
Hallucinated ✅️
(They hallucinate fairly regularly. Always visual, always too many teeth and eyes. Not as if Bri remembers their time with sight and what the world is supposed to look like)
Has A Noticeable Physical Defect ✅️
(Their blind, calcified eyes)
Gotten A Noticeable Scar 🚫
Been Permanently Disfigured Through Injury ✅️
(1385 DR, Post Asmodeus' Ascension, their wings burned until nothing but char remained. They weren't even given the dignity of their wings falling away into ash. They had to physically rip away the remnants of their pride, and the symbol of their purpose, their fight through the ranks of Hell. Gone, but for the phantom weight left behind)
Kneed Someone In The Groin ✅️
Had An Unattainable Crush 🚫
Laughed Themself To The Point Of Tears 🚫
Been Kidnapped 🚫
Been Sexually Assaulted ✅️
Been Brainwashed/Hypnotised 🚫
(Unless the entirety of the becoming a Devil counts?)
Had A Recurring Nightmare ✅️
Been Bullied ✅️
Bullied Someone ✅️
(How else are you to claw your way through Hell's ranks, if not by making your bullies learn to fear you?)
Experienced Survivor’s Guilt ✅️
Been Tied/Chained Up ✅️
(Usually consensually)
Given Someone A Massage ✅️
Received A Massage 🚫
(No one is allowed to touch their back)
Been Backed Up Against A Wall ✅️
Shot Someone 🚫
Stabbed Someone ✅️
Saved Someone’s Life ✅️
Cheated On Someone ✅️
Been Cheated On 🚫
(You can't be cheated on if you don't consider the relationship exclusive)
Been In An Open Relationship ✅️
(Perhaps relationship is too strong of a word for whatever is going on between them and the Chief Justice of Phlegethos)
Had A Friendship With Benefits ✅️
(If you consider a tenuous ally to be a friend, sure)
Been In A Queerplatonic Relationship 🚫
Had A Stalker ✅️
Been Betrayed ✅️
(Never major losses, though a few have stung pretty deep)
Been A Traitor ✅️
(Usually under orders.... occasionally for fun)
Been Possessed 🚫
(Nor have they possessed anyone.... unless you count curses that effect an individuals ability to perceive reality as possession)
Been In A Bar Fight 🚫
Been Thrown Out Of A Bar 🚫
Been Arrested 🚫
(No, but Bri used to arrest other devils)
Broken Out Of Jail 🚫
(They have broken other people out of jail though..... Probably Zeke)
Been To A Funeral 🚫
(Death isn't something that is mourned in the Hells. It's inevitable, and everyone is expendable. What is the point of memorializing a life that doesn't matter?)
Been To A Brothel ✅️
Had Surgery ✅️
Broken Someone’s Trust ✅️
Broken Someone’s Heart ✅️
Had Their Heart Broken ✅️
(Not romantically, but.... familial betrayal cuts just as deep)
Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Anger ✅️
Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Spite ✅️
Gotten A Piercing 🚫
Gotten A Tattoo ✅️
(If we're going to consider being branded by their contract as a tattoo. Don't worry guys, they trust the person)
Used A Fake Name ✅️
Been Beaten Up ✅️
Been Tortured/Tortured Others ✅️
(Primarily did the torturing, has even been assigned ranks dedicated to the task.... twice. I can't imagine that they haven't been on the receiving end at least once)
Been Abused 🚫
(Their patron is pretty chill and protects them from more unsavory devils.... mostly)
Been Blackmailed ✅️
(I mean there have at least been attempts)
Gotten Away With A Crime ✅️
(They're a lawyer, of course they have)
Framed Someone Else For A Crime They Committed ✅️
Shared A Bed Platonically ✅️
(Someone has to keep their brother from sleep walking)
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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man
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