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End of the show selfie!

#I CANT BELIEVE. I THERE #FIRST PICTURE!!!!!!#WHAAAAAAAAAA #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#dan and phil

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ruicui

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

wunmimosaku-archive

life changing, if you ask me.

ovid

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

allbuthuman

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

dogpuppy

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anphivenas

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

cheddar-baby

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

anphivenas

He strutted his shit kinda

ispyspookymansion

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

maniatown

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

shutyourmoustache

“There’s simply no room for me to park my hellcat” wins best in show for me.

#💀

Not the fire alarm after midnight 🫩

#Saying this while I am still awake. But even so #Pls say someone is about to turn this shit offffff goddamnnnnnn 😭

lustcannibalism

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

crazy-minded-girl

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teaboot

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

teaboot

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

hotchnerbau

me after every minor inconvenience

fuckrozanov

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

#🙏

staticbluue

“People should pass a test before being allowed to have kids.” “Isn’t it scary how white people have this inborn capacity for evil?” “I’ll never pass because males and females have different skull shapes.” “Autistic people have a stronger sense of justice than anyone else.” “I don’t want AMABs in my space because they’re dangerous.” “You shouldn’t have access to hormones if you dress like THAT.” “Anyone who does something that awful isn’t human.” “Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”

This is eugenics. This is phrenology. THIS IS NAZI SHIT, YOU ARE A LEFTIST BUYING INTO NAZI SHIT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO NAZI SHIT.

zmpl

being normal compilation

#Me the first hour of meeting friend during a depressive episode and trying to fake it till I make it #Friends*.... Whatever

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deadpigdarling

thewolfherself

first saw this about a week ago and have been thinking about it since

i want this

this is hot

#Well. Clearly not the purpose of the video but it is very reassuring that this technique does work #Also THE SPLAT IN THE BEGINNING. GOLD

wizardshark

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

wizardshark

good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.

removeoffthecraudestoppers

How dare you say poor people shouldn't exist in public

wizardshark

Sprints at you fast as fuck

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