juno

i kind of sympathize with Sadeas re: Dalinar in Way of Kings. if I knew a guy who was basically like a rabid dog barely contained on a leash back when we were launching a military coup together and he had a kill count of like 999999999 civilians and then he had a complete mental breakdown and then came back from it like "hey I'm Catholic now and by the way God Is Speaking To Me and told me the apocalypse is coming" well i probably wouldn't want that guy in charge of anything either. to be honest

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

ladies if you jsut felt your panties being blown off fear not its because i just put on a fitted sheet first try

my ass could not be on bridge 4 I woulda pulled down kaladin's pants and shown the shattered plains a REAL highstorm

the literature review for my undergrad thesis is due a week from today and i haven't started reading my sources yet am i fucked or am i double fucked

update it is now due in 5 days and i still have yet to start reading my sources

her if/then pussy got me making a statement

on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information