Mage Glassess

"We live in an uncaring universe" factoid is actually a statistical error. Most conscious beings in the universe care a lot. Capitalism Georg who runs on suffering and eats the hopes and dreams of the entire earth is actually an outlier and should not have been counted.

It would be really funny if I became the kind of lesbian who works at a hardware store.

Wonderful places, hardware stores

I love going to hardware stores because of all the lesbians with colorful hair and piercings :] part of the experience 

hardware stores also have allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

gender is a scam made by bathroom companies to sell you more bathrooms

Jokes on them, they’d sell more bathrooms if they made individual bathrooms

It would be really funny if I became the kind of lesbian who works at a hardware store.

Wonderful places, hardware stores

I love going to hardware stores because of all the lesbians with colorful hair and piercings :] part of the experience 

hardware stores also have allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

there is even more of a nonzero chance of deltarune tomorrow than usual and I am a little bit scared

DELTARUNE JUNE 24!!!!!!!!!!!

I still need to finish chapters 3 and 4 🥹 I rage quit the minigames because I was absolutely horrid at them but YAY!!!

Have you considered rebranding?

to what?

deltarune, presumably

The funny part is I don't even ship Kalmoash, mostly because I think it's a case where one of them becomes a completely new guy to make the story work. But goddamn if I'm not interested in the guys you just created. So often I'll see a post like. "Hey it's Kaladin and Moash, but from the Sexlight archives that everyone seems to have access to."