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GOD FORBID WE FUCKING OWN ANYTHING, I AM GOING TO START KILLING AND EATING PEOPLE
actually I think that children and youth deserve to have meaningful positions of power and voice , *especially* when it pertains to them . how fucking absurd is it we have a national system of infrastructure that revolves entirely around caring for children and educating them for over a decade and there are (almost) *zero* children who have any way to improve this system ? how absurd is it that staff will joke about how student councils don't actually have any power or choice and its just a club ? this makes me soooo mad , that its completely normal to deny a class of vulnerable minorities any agency or autonomy , and then not only that but to say even when they age into being a Real Person that they still don't deserve power or have wisdom on the basis of age alone .
WHAT THE 'J' IN JASNAH IS PRONOUNCED LIKE 'Y' WHATTT
MY WORLD IS TURNING UPSIDE DOWN OML
Happens a lot in Brandon books. Jezrien is Yezrien, Jasnah is Yasnah, Jaddeth is Yaddeth...
That last guy is from Elantris if you haven't read if, don't worry about it.
Jasnah is correct, yes. Jezrien, probably. But where'd you get Jaddeth from?
I swear I heard it from somewhere. I'm not going to defend it to the death or anything but it's probably a word of brandon.
Okay, cause Jezrien and Jezerezeh are always pronounced with a hard j in the audiobooks, so I'm inclined to believe Jaddeth is too.
I'm not inclined to listen to the audiobooks because they're quite inconsistent in pronunciation. I've forgotten exactly which case, because I read myself instead of listening, but it's what I heard.
That they are, very annoying, I'll listen to a couple Arcanum recordings later.
Although even Brandon can be inconsistent sometimes, so I highly doubt there is a provably correct pronunciation for these.
it's actually pronounced "yelsier"
i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
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wild mood swings
constant need for attention
hearing about All my problems
crying
having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail
forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds
What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with
how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post
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ok types of cosmere fans tor fantasy bros don't interact
gays
yes i catch every stream/signing/reading yes i have the full coppermind memorized no i haven't read elantris
kelsier stans
wlw obsessed with kaladin
wlw obsessed with jasnah
hardcore khriss/frost/minor character stans
got a RAFO card once and framed it gang
people who have only read SA and were straight up like ???? for the whole back half of oathbringer
'ive read everything but white sand'
ppl who have a real passionate opinion on both elend and kaladin growing a beard
no i haven't read elantris yes ive read the emperor's soul 500 times i love you shai
pat rothfuss stans that got into cosmere to just experience the serotonin of the progress bar on sanderson's website
lgbt fans that are really into mistborn era 2 cause of the cowboys
kelsier hate squad
ppl who ignore the ars arcanam entirely and still manage to know what's going on
'i don't get why kaladin is SO whiny' tor dot com comment section gang
moash gang
people who cope with the concept of Tragedy by churning out consistent cremposts
preemptively stanning the mistborn screenplay on shan venture alone squad
people brave enough to go on the reddit
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> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
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a comic about friendship
been thinking about grace and adrian being alike
Redemption arcs are the hottest thing that can be written, they're so good

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LOL so the other day I was scampering about squeaking and looking for cheese and such when I saw the farmer out in the field and, get this, he was trying to pull a turnip out of the ground, but the turnip was like really big, right, so he couldn’t do it 😅 like he was really struggling. Weak fuckinh farmer. So he calls over his wife and she holds onto his waist and starts pulling too but the turnip is still stuck. So she calls over their kid and she grabs onto her grandma and now all three of them are huffing and puffing but the damn turnip won’t budge. This is one crazy ass root vegetable. So they call over the dog and I’m thinking, girl, this is not going to work. but the dog bites down on the kids pants and starts pulling. It’s like a damn conga line. No dice. The dog starts whimpering and next thing you know the cat wanders over and bites the mutt right on her tail and starts pulling. So I’m laughing my ass off at this point but the cat starts looking at me. And normally we don’t really get on, the cat and me. But there’s this desperation in her eyes. In all of their eyes, really. Like, if I can’t dig up a damn tuber then who am I. What’s the point of it all, if there’s an enormous turnip that’s stronger than me. And I can see the future unfolding in my mind. The cat will never respect the dog again, and dog will never obey the kid, who will probably run away from home to find a new jacked grandma. And the farmers wife will leave him, and the whole damn charade of masculinity will crumble and fall. And I shouldn’t care right. I have no stake in this. This is some funny shit. But how funny would it be if little old me pitched in and the turnip actually came uprooted. I’ve got no ego. nobody respects a gay little mouse in this city. If I don’t make a difference here, no loss. But if I save the day? Can you imagine? Outdid by a mouse? The farmer would be delivering me fresh brie on the daily and the cat would probably have to move to a different area code to escape the mockery. So, in the spirit of cooperation, I grab the cat’s tail, and I give a little tug. Just the one. And I swear to god, it feels like an earthquake. Up comes the turnip, big as a house, and the farmer falls on his ass, and so does his wife, and all down the line. And I hop up on the cats head and scamper up the backs of the team as they catch their breath, and I leap up onto the turnip itself and I take a big bite out of it. And let me tell you: that shit? Tasted like a turnip
So, some people have pointed out that Rashek was in fact, going a little crazy, as an explanation for him having the BIGGEST FUMBLE KNOWN TO THE COSMERE.
So. I will be going down the list of Rachel’s obscene abilities and why he absolutely shouldn’t have been killed by anyone except a herald(even this is questionable with just power potential by the way), and that he is a total dumbass for losing to vin.
1.) Virtually infinite speed
I do not think anyone is processing how genuinely broken compounding speed is, but Rashek can actually do better than compounding speed. He can compound speed, AND BURN DURALUMIN. This man can move so fast, he would probably make most speedsters in fiction look like snails. You know all those posts about how the flash should never lose in any fight because speed is just so op? Yea. We have blown past that territory by like a mile. I genuinely think this guy can move fast enough that the force of his passing would cause significant environmental damage. I don’t know how busted a duralumin boosted compounding would be, but the speed alone could easily level cities as long as doesn’t kill himself.
2.) Obscenely powerful allomancy
The lord ruler was shown on several occasions to push metal in someone’s body. I do not think this was duralumin, because I think using duralumin would instantly make him into a fetus because of his atium compounding. (This is one of his major flaws, and he could have been immortal easier. Every lack of duralumin use is part of the massive fumble) However, that means that his basic steel pushes were leagues above everyone else. We already saw this with his soothing, but this raises some interesting points. The lord ruler might be able to push and pull shardplate, or possibly shardblades. Maybe even the honor blades. He certainly could with duralumin. It pulls into question, how high his upper limit with duralumin actually is. His flared pewter was enough to slap the skin off of Kelsier face, killing him instantly. It might have been enough to burn him but I don’t have the specific line pulled up to check how his corpse was described. Regardless, these are obscene raw power levels.
3.) Healing factor
I’m not sure if I even need to delve that deep into this one. This makes Deadpool and wolverine’s healing factors look like jokes. We already saw how disgustingly busted this is with a normal compounder like Miles Hundred Lives. But the lord ruler can store far more, has access to more gold, and presumably burn it more potently than miles could. Also, normal gold can heal shardblade wounds. Which makes shardblades probably as useless as other weapons against a compounder. For a reminder, the only reason vin was able to rip the metal minds from the lord rulers skin was because she was tapping into the infinite power of a shard. And even then, if the lord ruler had been more smart about his metal minds, this wouldn’t have worked. It could have easily thrown Rashek backwards instead.
4.) My guy was canonically a savant in every metal
This one isn’t brought up enough. Being a savant lets you do things you absolutely shouldn’t be able to do. Like wax with the steel bubble, or spook with tin. The lord ruler could do far far more techniques than everyone else, not just raw power.
5.) chromium.
This one is generally overlooked for mistborn in general, by the fanbase and the books. This is a disgusting power. Actually insane. To be able to wipe a radiant of their stormlight, or other potentially more drastic things, like wipe an awakener of all their breaths. I’m not sure how far the investiture wipe extends. It’s entirely possible it could wipe Feruchemical stores, or destroy bonds with spren. A lot of these are probably not possible for a *normal* chromium burner. But Rashek is again, far more powerful than them, and a savant for all metals. The fact that he never uses this makes me suspect he does not know of any of the enhancement metals existence, but that is another major flaw and absolutely his fault.
So. We have the fastest character in the entire cosmere, completely unkillable as long as he is trying, able to kill highly invested people in a single blow, 1000 years to grow proficient at all his insane powers, and able to make a vast swath of his opponents powerless with a touch.
I fully believe that someone competent with these powers would have a genuine chance over most of the heralds in a one on one fight, except for taln and ishar.
L Rashek, the cosmeres biggest fool, beat by a teenage girl.
my fellow queers. happy pride month. Past 2 years ive made pride headers for diff flags but i didnt have time this year (due to recent news) so i made one big flag à la NASA. Tried to cover most destinations in D2!
What? That doesn't sound like something I'd do
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Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.
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