Not the long walk home that will change this heart

Being an Ace Attorney and Devil May Cry fan made me tough enough to not get high hopes about new releases during game presentations 🤡

When telekinesis is unavailable, analog mind reading is fine

I really like simple but heartbreaking lines. "I'm tired." "I want to go home." "I'm just... sad."

"I want my mom." (bonus points if character doesn't have parents or a good relationship with their mum)

"I want my mom" GUARANTEED to destroy me.

hot take but if it's really a free trial then people shouldn't be expected to give their credit card infos before entering the trial. they should only be asked to do that once the trial is ending or after it's already ended and they're satisfied with what they're paying for. not if they forgot to manually cancel the payment that they didn't sign even sign up for

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.