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looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom