You Can Catch a Cricket in Your Hand

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

I'm fucking weeping rn

you know who it isn't? that child from shane. watched that thing two nights ago and good god

The part where she sings and plays the piano, or when she's reciting her 'dream' to Tracy kill me every time.

Cosign.

if we’ve ever created an AU together I want you to know that I still love it and I still love you

ok uh let's maybe not listen to violet for any ideas of how to build a movie star

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

Everyone congratulate my friend @anonymoustypewriter, they just found out one of literature's biggest 100+ year old shock twists authentically without anyone spoiling it for them.

a few great mustache movies off the top of my head include the prisoner of zenda, dr. zhivago, the thin man, and the batman movie from 1966, because cesar romero famously was so attached to his mustache he refused to shave it to play the Joker in the Batman series, which means that when you're watching his joker there is a mustache there somewhere under the paint, and its absence makes its presence all the more horrifying.

True dedication.

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