howdy

those pictures of really muscular wizards are the norm not the exception btw. most wizards are ripped from carrying tomes up and down the 80 flights of stairs in their towers

We need to start objectifying wizards. We can't slap them on the ass though they only have 4 hit points they may perish

a clown steps out of a tiny broom closet covered in kiss marks with a dopey smile on their face and then another clown steps out of the broom closet covered in kiss marks and then another clown steps out of the broom closet covered in kiss marks and then another clown steps out of the broom closet covered in kiss marks and then another cl

entering my decomposition era

this one is for the ladies (10,000 worms silently cheer)