WELCOME TO THE CAFÉ

Omgomgomg pmooooo

This is the only social I don’t have them added on so it’s the only one I can post on about them pmopmopmo

So they were like “let’s go see obsession!! Let’s wait for 🌺 to get back so we can go watch it!!” And I’m like okay. I don’t really wanna go see it because I’ve seen ppl say it can be triggering, but I don’t bring that up because I wanna have a good time with my friends. That’s on me I should’ve brought that up.

BUT TO SIT THERE THE WHOLE MOVIE GIGGLKNG N TECTING ON UR PHONE AND SHIT??

I’m telling them the whole time the guy looks like Charlie Kirk because I wanna be in on the fun too and they’re cuddling in the corner and holding hands and it’s just so billshit

I made them brownies too and they didn’t even eat them

AND THEN THEY SHARED A CIGGIE in the front of the car and I’m in the back and Pmoooo they don’t even offer it to me

“I thought you u didn’t want it because you weeent reaching for it” YOU SHOULD OFFER ANYWAYYSSSSS IM ALWAHS CHECKING IP TO SEE IF THEYR E OKAYAND THEY CANT EVEN OFFER ME A FUCKING CIGARETTE

I don’t even like nic but I like the flavor of the cigarette and also it’s COMMON FUCKING COURTESY

So I have to go wander around the mall while they’re cuddling and wrestling every five seconds, we go back to my house and they just wanna cuddle and hold hands then we go to see a movie where they’re cuddling and holding hands and they’re doing it on the drive back too

I can’t stand them right now

I feel like Nikki “why don’t you love me like I love you” and maybe i relate to her bc I have BPD and that’s a very common comparison that I’ve seen before but why don’t they love me??? All we ever talk about is their relationship

I don’t wanna be their third or their sometimes either I just want to be a part of the in group

Just let me have fun with you guysssss

And so I get home and they’re like “u left early r u okay what’s wrong yadaydayda” like what do u think is wrong

Omgomgomg pmooooo

This is the only social I don’t have them added on so it’s the only one I can post on about them pmopmopmo

So they were like “let’s go see obsession!! Let’s wait for 🌺 to get back so we can go watch it!!” And I’m like okay. I don’t really wanna go see it because I’ve seen ppl say it can be triggering, but I don’t bring that up because I wanna have a good time with my friends. That’s on me I should’ve brought that up.

BUT TO SIT THERE THE WHOLE MOVIE GIGGLKNG N TECTING ON UR PHONE AND SHIT??

I’m telling them the whole time the guy looks like Charlie Kirk because I wanna be in on the fun too and they’re cuddling in the corner and holding hands and it’s just so billshit

I made them brownies too and they didn’t even eat them

AND THEN THEY SHARED A CIGGIE in the front of the car and I’m in the back and Pmoooo they don’t even offer it to me

“I thought you u didn’t want it because you weeent reaching for it” YOU SHOULD OFFER ANYWAYYSSSSS IM ALWAHS CHECKING IP TO SEE IF THEYR E OKAYAND THEY CANT EVEN OFFER ME A FUCKING CIGARETTE

I don’t even like nic but I like the flavor of the cigarette and also it’s COMMON FUCKING COURTESY

So I have to go wander around the mall while they’re cuddling and wrestling every five seconds, we go back to my house and they just wanna cuddle and hold hands then we go to see a movie where they’re cuddling and holding hands and they’re doing it on the drive back too

I can’t stand them right now

I feel like Nikki “why don’t you love me like I love you” and maybe i relate to her bc I have BPD and that’s a very common comparison that I’ve seen before but why don’t they love me??? All we ever talk about is their relationship

I don’t wanna be their third or their sometimes either I just want to be a part of the in group

Just let me have fun with you guysssss

And so I get home and they’re like “u left early r u okay what’s wrong yadaydayda” like what do u think is wrong

giggling

Could we get a rerun of this pls 😍😍 I’ll suck ur toes mommy

hehehe well if you’re offering…

New and Improved Definitive Jackass Boys Ranking:

Knoxville. Dude will always reign supreme for me simply because I want to be him SOOO bad. He’s hot, he’s got a cool accent, he dresses sick as hell, and he’s some of my fav stunts and pranks. Dude also still looks sexy as hell at his age rn, aged amazingly

Danger Ehren. I think he was SOOO cutie patootie in the show and first movie (he’s still a cutie after that’s just the sweet spot for me), plus he’s done some of the most insane stunts by far and I find him so endearing.

Bam. Dude can be such a brat but I’m admittedly very fond of him and I think at one point his style and music taste were PHENOMENAL. He’s also just done the most stuff that’s interested me out of all of the guys; Haggard, CKY, Viva La Bam, all of it really appeals to me.

Ryan Dunn. Scruffy cutie and listening to more commentary tracks and Radio Bam episodes with him in it have really illustrated how funny and endearing he could be. RIP man you’re majorly missed

Pontius. Dude is such a chad and has had some of the most hilarious moments for me, but he’s slipped down quite a bit cuz I just find some of the other guys more interesting.

Wee Man. Living legend, love his skate tricks, I think he’s hot, and he seems super chill and funny.

Preston. Love him to death but he throws quite a few tantrums lmao. He’s a trooper though and he’s put up with a lot and done some really cool stunts and stuff in his time