OUTGROWN, I SEE —

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

dj armpit pervert would like you to put your hands up in the air

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

is that *goes to IMDB page* I KNEW IT

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me