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your mama so poblano pepper the way i roast her

YOUR mama so poblano pepper the way i stuff her

almost said a customer was on his bullshit and quickly diverted to “on his nonsense” which it turns out is an absolute hit in the work chat. so.

Booty shorts slogan

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

my family was rich running our aura farm before castro and the other communists nationalized swag

if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

(flirting) what's every single thing you've ever thought

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss