creeb

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

I don’t have abandonment issues I have abandoner issues because I love leaving yay leaving

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

maybe it sound pretentious to you cos u be watchin bluey only