creeb

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

it gets worse before it gets way worse

half the thoughts i have aren't mine and i don't know where they're coming from

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER