IDK

self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight w god

We found Dean Winchesters real blog.

put shit like this on my posts again and i’ll come into your house at night and shit in all of your cups and bowls

date of origin: 21st of june, 2012.

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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This happens way too much for me now but all I can do is smile and nod because if I say something I’m automatically a sjw and my words are dismissed.

A German book about racism (called Exit Racism) addresses this and calls it „leaving wonderland“, you will probably never be able to go back there, which is hurtful but also an important.

crazy 2 think tht I'm just a series of posts in someones phone screen

ahah. Let Me Out <3

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

A++ addition

I LOVE THIS

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

the claire witch project

u like to be scratched and pet? congratulations, mammal

How wonderful, to live in a world full of creatures waiting to be petted

me reading back my own writing

[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]