i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now
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i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

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They should've let Eddie Munson say FUCK
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Eddie Munson and his pet ferret that sleeps in his jacket sleeve.
Eddie, realizing that he didn't take his ferret out of his sweatshirt sleeve before leaving to school, turns to Steve like, "You wanna see my hairy noodle?"
Steve is just, "...sure."
Eddie wiggled his arm until his pet crawls out of his shirt and Steve is just like, "Oh. Thank god. I thought you were gonna get your cock out. Let me hold your hamster."
"He's a f-" Eddie loses his ferret and his mind because, "why did you say yes if you thought I was talking about my dick?"
Steve, the next day: Munson, whip your little guy out. I wanna see it.
Robin 'just trying to get a drink from the water fountain' Buckley: ???????
Eddie: *conjures a ferret out of thin air*
Robin: Oh, thank god. I thought he was talking about your penis.
Eddie:
Eddie: A lot of people have been thinking about my dick lately.

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Eddie always tries to be creative in getting sex from Steve, who "complains" but actually loves it. Eddie walked right into Steve's house, with a grin on his face and dressed from head to toe. . .
Steve: Why the hell are you dressed as a pirate?
Eddie: I was hoping to get some booty tonight.
Steve:
Eddie:
Steve: Fuck it. Get upstairs. Take everything off except the boots and the bandana. . .and the eyeliner. I want to make it run and stain my pillow.
Steve stripped completely and started walking upstairs.
Steve: By the way, where did you get the fake parrot?
Eddie: Fake?
Parrot: *squawking and flapping his wings* BIG BOY! BIG BOY!
Steve: *stares* You know, you don't have to do this. I'll literally drop my pants if you just look at me.
Eddie: NOW you say something!
Parrot: BIG BOY! BIG BOY!
Steve hates parties now and he hates how charismatic Eddie is at parties more. Watching Eddie laugh and charm his way through the crowd has Steve convinced he’s about to get dumped. So he goes quiet and distant. Until Eddie backs him into a corner and tells him, point blank, that there’s no one else and there never was. “I’m the luckiest guy to be with you, Steve.”
Steve hates parties now and he hates how charismatic Eddie is at parties more. Watching Eddie laugh and charm his way through the crowd has Steve convinced he’s about to get dumped. So he goes quiet and distant. Until Eddie backs him into a corner and tells him, point blank, that there’s no one else and there never was. “I’m the luckiest guy to be with you, Steve.”
The binturongs of monitoring the situation
Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

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hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins
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How phone in bed time finds me
i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous
[ID: A photo of a pigeon. It does, in fact, look gorgeous.]