No Surprises

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

many of you seem to live like this

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

had a dream about these two clowns doing bits together back and forth and one clown is getting increasingly sincere in his comedy and he tells the other clown to kiss him so they do and when the other clown pulls back he looks to the audience and goes "it's more than just a joke after all" and then I woke up

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex