˚₊the soul yearns for honour⁺˳༚

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.

It banished the Froot Loops to a far and sunless realm. I really wanted those.

day 1 of a siege i'd be talking so much shit like fuck you i bet my provisions will outlast yours. my grain stores are huge my people resourceful as fuck. what are you gonna do when your food runs out, kill and eat each other with all those weapons you brought to slaughter us? embarrassing!

day 2 of a siege kitten i can't lie. daddy's a little worried we won't survive this.

Black ppl deserve to feel safe and welcomed on the internet, on fandoms on whatever community or hobbies they want without having to deal with antiblack racist attacks, microaggressions or enablers of antiblackness . And if u genuinely consider urself to be left leaning or an ally or woke you should do and try to unlearn the colorism, texturism , eurocentrism and antiblackness

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

come here my love *spins you around*

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

*my eyes start glowing bright red* I need the PDF

1690s book with filigree silver binding - National Library of Sweden This binding is an exquisite example of Danish filigree technique from the 1690s.It belongs to the National Library’s Huseby Collection and was once owned by Karren Mogensdotter Skoug. Her name and the year 1692 are engraved on the inside of the clasps. -(x)