#estley

well this is a new one! you know my ships well

who hogs the duvet

esther fights over the duvet with kevin on a daily basis at home so i imagine it’d be her when she’s sharing one with bradley!

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

bradley! he prefers to call more than text but esther likes it either way

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

bradley!

who gets up first in the morning

probably bradley! more related to the fact that he’s part alien more than anything - he claims he can faintly see his home planet from the biggle roof at a certain hour in the morning

who suggests new things in bed

anyway

who cries at movies

both do, equally - they’ve both got pretty soft hearts

who gives unprompted massages

ohhhh. bradley.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

esther’s the fussier between them - mainly because she’s a lot noisier when she’s worried

who gets jealous easiest

at face value it’s esther, but bradley admits that her jealousy pales in comparison to his since he’s a little insecure about being part alien and how that factors into her taste in partners

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

‘bradley this is the twentieth time Take On Me has looped please stop it’

who collects something unusual

compared to esther’s beads and river stones, bradley’s tendency to collect discarded bug exoskeletons wins

who takes the longest to get ready

esther. bradley nyooms

who is the most tidy and organised

they’re both equally tidy/organized

who gets most excited about the holidays

they’re both equally excited, but bradley has that whole ‘im kind of part alien so like yknow these things still excite me more than the average human’ thing going for him

who is the big spoon/little spoon

esther likes to spoon bradley more often than he spoons her!

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

they’re about on par with each other - bradley’s coming to terms with his alien parents and is now becoming more competitive with his adoptive sister henrietta, while esther has kevin to fight with

who starts the most arguments

esther, though bradley easily ends them

who suggests that they buy a pet

‘essie’ ‘we are not adopting the next freakazoid pet you found on your planet’ ‘BUT IT’S GOT FIVE EYES!’

what couple traditions they have

a visit to the highest cliffside view in south park during a holiday!       

what tv shows they watch together

honestly they just binge netflix shows

what other couple they hang out with

esther would suggest her brother and red, but red has a problem with choosing so she didn’t think of it.

how they spend time together as a couple

bradley likes to spoil her via taking her flying - even if it scares her sometimes, being so high up. sometimes they just go play video games and ice skate.

who made the first move

esther, via technicality. asked if he wanted to be ‘her guy’ and he choked on mintberry crunch

who brings flowers home

esther has the privilege of saying her boyfriend gets her the truly exotic flowers - flowers from other planets

who is the best cook