☆〜（ゝ。∂）POW!

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

guy with depression: idk stories about time loops just kinda really resonate with me haha idk why

guy with depression: it's so sad when they're doing the same thing over and over again insisting this time it'll be different. it sure would suck if time loops were real!

on an unrelated note does anybody know when life finally begins?

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude