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Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

white people will literally be like if u arent nice to me Im going to become a nazi. and think they’re making a great argument

this stupid shit has been around for so long and it’s crazy to me there are still people with enough rocks in their brain to believe it. “Oughhhhh if you aren’t nice to you oppressors they’ll become bigots instead of allies” if someone’s support for marginalized groups hinges entirely on whether or not that group is niceys, they’re by definition not effective or useful allies and, by admission of this argument, an active danger to the communities theyre supposed to be allied with because they can Enter Bigot Mode the second they become displease

academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”

STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"

can't believe THE director of Goncharov (1973) would betray us like this

tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

it's sooo painful to take care of kids from a very young age and see them get to elementary school & start conforming to stereotypes to fit into groups... im really seeing a shift in the kids i babysit, especially those i see less often. it becomes harder to have a conversation, because caring about things is stupid, learning is stupid, being kind is stupid. i dont blame them, their environment doesn't reward curiosity or kindness, so it makes sense. i need to change the world and make acts of kindness the biggest trend of 2026...

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

fixing you to prevent decay, removing any water contained in you, replacing the water with paraffin, cutting you into very thin sections using my microtome, placing you on glass slides, staining you using various dyes to reveal your specific tissue components, and holding you in place with a glass cover slip

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