It pleases me to learn that the Trump Whitehouse is experiencing basically the same sauerkraut controversy that my old commune was embroiled in one stinky summer that included (among other incidents!) briefly hosting a trans teenager named Pigeon who was hitchhiking across the country with a 50 gallon bucket of live sauerkraut and has been banned from several communes because of his unwillingness to be ever parted from his beloved sauerkraut.
I hope Pigeon is doing well and his gut continues healthy. I hope RFK gets botulism.
Again, this is the kind of behavior that gets one exiled by anarchists:
