the bear

Let me put it this way : Hi

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

Me

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

We not even trying no more here

i wish there was more it/its positivity that wasn't just "hell yeah look at you go funky little goblins/otherwordly beings/freaks/objects"

it fucken WIMDY

not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

honestly i have been responding to some of these replies at face value bc i do also think you have a duty as a human being to be nice to people. but if you think this post is scolding you to be nicer to people then youve already lost the plot. this post is about how assuming that everyone you meet is hostile and wants to hurt you is bad for you. it ruins your life and it is a choice you are continually making.

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin

"everyone is paying super close attention to everyone else all the time" actualy statistical error. hypervigilance georg, who enters fight or flight when someone starts breathing differently, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#this one's for the people who hear 'people aren't paying that close attention to you! I mean do YOU pay that close of attention to them?'#and go: unfortunately yeah!!!!!!!#you are georg hope this helps. love u#hang in there one day u will be able to pay less attention all the time

"if I ever say something transmisogynistic you have the right to smack me" ok but like. can we maybe just have a conversation about it instead

I know it's a jokey funny thing to say but like I hope the people who say this sort of thing do realize that transmisogyny is not, like, a sin for which they must repent by suffering. we actually just want you to understand your mistake and adjust your future behavior. no suffering necessary

like this goes doubly if we're friends! if I'm your friend I would take no pleasure or sense of justice in your suffering. I want you to be happy! I just want to know that I can trust you enough to have a conversation with you if something you do doesn't sit right with me. if we can do that it will lead to a happier and lovelier friendship for us both. I don't want to smack you I want to frolic through the flowers with you and sing lalala