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What in God’s name is this

this keeps getting worse

I legitimately thought at first that those were baked beans and not peanuts. Which was quite the way of interpreting this.

same

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

“I cast Iron Gate!”

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

My mom didn’t know what thot meant (she thought it was something like “lazy”) and my brother kept putting off taking out the trash and she called him a thot and he looked so betrayed

NooOOO

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

this is WHAT