Amusement Storage

I'm having flashbacks to that one time at Chicago TARDIS Tony Lee thought doing a shot of unmixed undiluted ever clear was a good idea and every single person present trying to stop him. motherfucker is lucky he didn't go blind.

I would create a wet floor hazard just being in this room

when you get downed in guild wars 2 and go ah whatever i don’t care about winning this battle anyway these enemies just mugged me while i was passing through and i’m not really feeling it i’ll just let myself fully die and use a waypoint. but then someone comes to help you and they are really just fighting for their life to rez you. so, once prone on the floor, you have to start desperately mashing those downed skills too to save yourself as well because you can’t let their efforts be for nothing.

perhaps you're right about a flaming sword being a useless and extremely hazardous weapon to wield but the fact remains that i am wielding this kickass flaming sword and you are not

For anybody not in the know, you can walk around the perimeter. Just turn around when you're in stealth and walk outside of the are REALLY close to the walls. No guards and easy life (if they haven't patched that out, but I would be suprised if they did this)

Guild Wars 2 Heritage Post

I can’t wait until my sense of taste is back. This cup of tea tastes like hot water. :(

Don’t worry, that’s normal for tea.

My senses have returned and tea tastes normal again.

So, like hot water then?

the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

One of the most jarring moments of my university education was in a physics class when I was given a device that measures gravity and was told “this cost the university sixteen thousand dollars, but the only glass blower in the world who could make the glass springs inside it died so it’s literally irreplaceable. If you drop it those springs will shatter. Go fuck around with it for a day and take some measurements”

@mintiture for you my dear <3

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL??????