so i crave

"you know what's ridiculous? your refusal to participate. next dare is going to be to hogtie yourself so get moving"

"--------- sorry, what was your name again?"

"chad radwell, duh"

"i dare you to spin around in a chair for a whole minute and try walking straight after, if you lose, i get everything in your wallet"

"do you hear yourself when you speak?"

"nope, only the sound of my perfect voice"

"too bad, bitch, it's game night and it's non refundable."

"----- i mean, i wouldn't consider that a hobby. you can't exactly do that for fun."

"it can be, if you post on instagram enough"

“don’t you have any other hobbies that don’t involve hurting other people? have you tried mini golf, maybe?”

"does being smoking hot count as a hobby?"

"----shooting golf balls at hippies is something that makes you happy? are you okay?"

"they have it coming, they don't know when to quit"