Dreamer in the Clouds

[rules]

please be following me <3

send me an ask with your name

reblog this

[what you get]

i’ll create an “aesthetic” photoset based on your name 

Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably

I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   student 2: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?

my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Giveaway time! I’ve been doing some major cleaning and purging. These are all things that have never been used/are brand new that I’d rather have people get use out of instead of throwing them out. 

Items:

Mini Lotions: Pink Lemonade Fizz, Hello Beautiful, Pure Paradise, Vaniallatini, and Honey Sweetheart. They are all from Bath and Body Works.

Mini Candles (1.3 oz): Pumpkin Apple, (2) Oahu Coconut Sunset, and Mango Dragon Fruit. All from Bath and Body Works, never burned.

Body Mists: Love Spell, Strawberries & Champagne, and Such A Flirt from Victoria’s Secret, Georgia Peach and Twisted Peppermint from Bath and Body Works.

Body Wash/Lotions: Vanilla Bean Noel shower gel, Pink Chiffon body wash/, A Thousand Wishes lotion, and Bali Mango lotion. All from Bath and Body Works. 

EOS Lip Balm 6 pack: Blackberry Nectar, Coconut Milk, Vanilla Mint, Vanilla Bean, Pomegranate Raspberry, and Sweet Mint.

Supergirl Pop Figure. As you can see behind it, I ended up with two.

Books: If I Stay - Gayle Forman, How To Be Popular - Meg Cabot, Someone Like You - Sarah Dessen, Along For The Ride - Sarah Dessen, and Looking For Alaska - John Green. All are like new, the Cabot and Green books are hardcover, the other three are paperback.

Phone Cases: All are cases for the iPhone 5/5S and will fit the SE. The first two are from Victoria’s Secret, the gold mirror one is from Anthropologie, and the clear chevron one is from Tillys. The rest were bought on amazon.  

Socks: Fuzzy socks from Bath and Body Works and a pair of long socks from Target (tag is still on them, just not visible in the picture).

Rules:

Please be following me (as this is something I’m doing for my lovely followers)

Reblog this (no likes, please!) 

One reblog serves as entry, multiple reblogs does not mean multiple entries. No giveaway blogs.

Must be 18 or older, or have parents permission.

Must live in the US or be willing to pay for international shipping.

There will be one winner and two runner ups. Winner gets first choice of items, first runner up gets second, second runner up gets last.  

Open until September 15th, 2016. Winners will be notified shortly after and have 24 hours to respond before a new one is picked. 

If this hits 250 notes, I’ll add a few more things.

put a # in my ask

1) how would you describe your relationship with your mom/dad

2) when was the last time you cried and why

3) whats your favorite/least favorite quality about yourself; why

4) do you smile at strangers

5) how often do people (not family members) tell you they love you

6) how is your life different now from two years ago

7) would you ever cheat on someone 

8) are you a jealous person

9) whats the worst pickup line someone has asked you

10) do you believe in ghosts

11) what are your ambitions

12) 3 deal breakers in a relationship

13) what is one thing you’ll never do again

14) whats your most bizarre pet peeve

15) what is your favorite memory

16) whats your zodiac sign

17) what ‘small things’ things terrify you

18) do you like your laugh

19) have you ever stalked someone/been stalked